There are many reasons to like Noel Gallagher

by hakmao, 11 October 2008

And these are just some of them:

I miss watching the football, I miss getting a decent cup of tea. That’s about it, other than that I don’t miss anything.”

[…..]

You know England is not that fucking great, as anybody’ll tell you. To live in England is a fucking shithole, to be honest. Well, look at it, fuckdump!”

[…..]

People have this romantic image of England, you know. London is a fucking dump. It’s full of crime, it’s full of fucking tourists. It’s traffic, it’s pollution. I don’t even know why I live here to be honest.

Comments

  1. Robert G.

    Saturday 11 October 2008 at 1:27

    …and one reason for not liking him. He never had the bottle to fire his talentless brother.

  2. maybe not

    Saturday 11 October 2008 at 2:16

    And he is about as on the ball as anyone’s Dad with his remarks about Jay Z.

    “Hip-hop at Glastonbury?”

    Never got upset at his chums the Chemicals playing there, never got upset at Basement Jaxx playing there, only got the ache when a black man earning a lot more money than him who’d milked the US market to become a household name in a way Oasis never managed despite several cynical attempts that mostly fell apart due to them being fucking City fans with sights set no higher than pub-rock mediocrity.

    Cunt of the highest order.

    Spouts enough shit that the broken clock rule applies thrice daily, but that’s about it.

    Go on, find me a quote from him about how cool Manchester is, despite him residing in fucking Hampstead or wherever it is the Mancney cunt has called home for the past 10 years.

    Stockport-wannabe bell-end from top to bottom.

  3. hossenpfeffer

    Saturday 11 October 2008 at 12:05

    He also correctly identified Blair as a piece of shit about 5 minutes after meeting him, while eleven years later the likes of Kamm and Norman “Oliver Kamm for prime minister” Geras still adore the Thatcherite cunt.

  4. ganninyem

    Sunday 12 October 2008 at 1:17

    sheesh

    “People have this romantic image of England, you know. London is a fucking dump. It’s full of crime, it’s full of fucking tourists. It’s traffic, it’s pollution. I don’t even know why I live here to be honest.’

    loaded but too thick to move.