Christians have fish.

Atheists have Darwin fish.

Not to be outdone some Muslims in Egypt took to Shark stickers for a while, in some form of bumper sticker arms race.

Presumably the Copts started sporting Roy Scheider bumper stickers?

But who might buy these?

Margaret Thatcher will have a £3million state funeral.

The Tory will be the first Prime Minister since Sir Winston Churchill to be given the honour. Plans, backed by the Queen and Gordon Brown, have already been drawn up to mark the occasion at St Paul’s cathedral in central London.

Plans for the occasion have now been leaked

The new nazi Ikea shelving arrived the other day and I have installed them.

Just thought you should know and that.

The only other excitement in life of late has been BT miselling and lying on the phone to me about shit which resulted in the postie getting a mouthful when delivering some shite at about 7-30 in the morning (Friday).

Me and the postie ended up on good terms tho — we both agreed that BT are fucking shite bastards.

Companies that piss you off…