Funny how these things are always ‘found’ in the attic…

“I wasn’t rubbing them  against my groin — I just found them in the attic … honest guv…”

We’re used to politicians being blamed, or taking credit for, things that are beyond their control but Angus Robertson has taken this pointless ritual to new levels of absurdity:

“A furious row has broken out over claims that the Scottish Nationalists compared an impoverished area of Glasgow hosting a crucial by-election to the Gaza Strip.

Labour lambasted Angus Robertson, the SNP leader at Westminster, for arguing that life expectancy in Glasgow East is lower than in the war torn territory in the Middle East.

He suggested the legacy of decades of Labour rule is that men in the constituency live on average four years less than those in the in the Palestinian territory, which in March was subjected to air strikes.”

Govan - a quaint fishing village on the Clyde - has been won twice by the SNP. As a consequence, life-expectancy is ten years higher than the national average, infant mortality is a fraction of that for Glasgow as a whole, and the wombs of Govan women are significantly more fertile than in the rest of the country.

Pretentious, puffed up wank and tosspottery

The mainstream media has long seen blogging … (cut the crap and get on with it – ed)…

OK - The Drink Soaked Trots are proud to announce their new porn section. Just watch our Google ads income soar as we copy page 3, starting with a topless shot of our own Gadgie – a big man in more ways than one, wink, wink.  There will be a range of erotic posts from our regular writers such as Beaver Boy and Shaggy the Scottish dwarf.

Then there is our new saucy tales feature… That section is blank at the moment but hang on in there - you never know…

No. 1  Revolutionary Romps:

Fiona McPosh always felt drawn to the man with the deep, sensitive camel eyes. “Tell me once more how you would eliminate the bourgeoisie”, she lisped suggestively.  “Why aye man, I’ll shoot all the fuckers in the heed”, he replied firmly.  She moistened, burning with passion deep inside.  Her nipples tightened against her flimsy night attire as he scratched his manhood in a suggestive manner.  Surely now was the moment to reveal … (to be continued)

Coming next on DSTPFW Porn. Zionist sex, for those of you with a pioneering spirit; Christopher Hitchens’ top tips for erotic satisfaction; metrosexual lust - passion amongst the media folk; and so much more for you perky popinjays.

I bet you can’t fucking wait you slags.

This time Equatorial Guinea — it could be any nation state on the periphery of capitalist accumulation and shit like that.

1. In the wake of the most recent scientific and technical revolution in capitalist production the degree of capital-intensity (Marx’s “organic composition of capital”) has become so great as to limit the very ability of capital to absorb labour-power and overall productive capacity except in a constantly diminishing ratio.

2. Capitalism becomes unable to exploit “the total global mass of productively exploited labour, as a result of the permanently rising level of the productive forces.

3. Hence this total global mass of productively exploited labour declines absolutely for the first time in the history of capitalism.

4. Capital is fast approaching its absolute limit. The system is unable to deliver a new phase of growth.

5. The deepening global crisis of capital accumulation and capitalist reproduction shifts the social burden of the crisis onto the once ‘newly industrialising’ economies.

6. Unlike in the past, capital is unable to expand the basis of accumulation as a whole - and so exploit the situation it to its advantage.

7. Such enormously enhanced productivity leads not only to a classic crisis of over-production in which existing world markets are unable to absorb the increased flow of commodities, but to a general crisis of social reproduction in which the labour power of millions, if not billions of newly proletarianized residents of the South and East becomes superfluous to the economic needs of capital. Kurz: “Human beings are cut off from the the capitalist conditions placed on the satisfaction of their needs.”

8. “Postcatatrophic” societies arise “that are bound to the global circulation of money by only the thinnest of threads.” Efforts to initiate a rapid process of “primitive accumulation” of capital, whether made under the banners of Soviet-style socialism or third worldist national liberation–the revolutionary drive to what Kurz terms a “recuperative modernization”–could not but ultimately come to grief, since “the level attained by the enormous stocks of capital in the West, a level presupposed if any further growth is to result, is no longer attainable–within the existing commodity logic–in other regions of the world

9. “Such constant increases in productivity, increases that exceed the bounds of comprehension of commodity production, cannot but react with catastrophic force on any recuperative processes of primitive accumulation.”

10. Ripped from their traditional village or tribal social-economies and herded into the new, gargantuan urban slums of the third world–where they were to have become the new, global proletariat–an enormous mass, literally billions of human beings find themselves “monetary subjects, but without money.”

11. The resulting collapse of the postcolonial political and economic institutions that had arisen in the course of the now abandoned strategies of capitalist modernization leads to civil and ethnic wars and their accompanying “Ersatz” ideologies of religious and tribal fundamentalisms and virulent neo- and sub-nationalisms. That is, the very same historical dialectic that, in its initial stages, had produced the modern nation state as a centre for the accumulation of capital and for the erection and administration of a generalized system of commodity exchange, having reached its terminal crisis, now works in turn to undermine and destroy the nation state at its weakest points.

In the chain of capital, those at the periphery are those most susceptible to derangement. Witness capital working out its end game.

See here for the original of the summary supplied above.

Italy is a member state and founding member of the EU. Wipe Italy off the EU map. Italy… — not a civilised nation. Get rid of.

PS. Has the Pope mentioned anything about this? Has he shite. Nazi catholic filth.