Schlemiel
by hakmao, 31 May 2008
Speak Your Anus (yes, really)–a site unaccountably popular in some parts of the The Swamp™–encounters the Twat-O-Tron and experiences a click-bzzzt-reset…click-bzzzt-reset…click-bzzzt-reset… moment. Well, a sense of humour requires something collective, and that–as any fule know–is tyranny.
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 18:02
First things first, I heard this week that we are being brainwashed into sexualising our children, Read my lips: call in the army now, What about my right not to be killed every day?!!!
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 18:49
global warming, climate change, no such thing, its just another tax!. all right-thinking people know that those morons in the government are putting flouride in our drinking water. true patriots must bring back churchill. great britain is going to the dogs!?!
DISGUSTED Wirral
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 18:50
Another example of ripoff Britan!. everyone knows the nanny stat s getting away with murder. when will Gordon run them out of the country.N ext we’ll have pedofiles teaching our kids to swim!!!
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 18:51
i read that paedos are destroying our once great country because they are socialists! somebody should put them in solitary for the next 100 years. time to get nu-liar-bore out!!!!!?!
Beer Drinker London
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 22:07
Teh PC Handwringing brigade are trryin g to abort decent british to give there money to teh gays and the EU. aids are being pumped into the drinking water. I’ve got threee wurds 4 you: Jeremy Clarkson for president now!!!??
I am furious about this
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:43
This is just typical! everyone knowsislamofacists are giving way to multiculturalism because the ywant to breed a hybrid fetus. Soon we will riseu p against them.
Common sence Leeds
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:44
Two words.
wankers.
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:46
No!!… did you know htat Iraq is peddling their lies. Isn’t it obvious? go round thei rhouses wit a pair of pliers nd a can of petrol. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:47
Did you know that This country is overflowing with illegal immigrants even the local chippy is run by poles. They ares elling us short ebcause of their so-called human rights’. Simple answer: bring back Hitler. England for the English!?!
Sick of Labour ENGLISH AND PROUD
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:48
The silent majority must leave the country.. That would certainly cause a bit more care to be taken!!
Working Class Tax Payer UK ex-pat, United States
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:48
FYI IMO Labour is run by communists because of nu-liar-bore incompetence, Wake up people! elect Jeremy Clarkson as prime minister, Simple as!!!!!
Fighting for My Rights Manchester
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:49
Oh look! does anyone realise that non-taxpayers are raping our kids. It is vital that we send them back where they came from. England for the English!!!
Tired Of PC loonies Birmingham
Sunday 1 June 2008 at 23:49
ITS SAD BUT TRUE. THE BBC PRETENDS IT’S NOT TRUE BUT LIBERAL HAND-WRINGERS ARE PROMOTING TEENAGE PREGNANCY. NED THIS MADNESS NOW ROUND THEM ALL UP AND LOCK THEM AWAY. FI YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU GO LIVE THRE!??
[UnionJackForever] ENGLISH AND PROUD
Monday 2 June 2008 at 1:05
know you will delete this becaude you ate a communist!
But the nu labour ar all nazis who teah us kids to swim by pedoses and that!
Me
I made that one up myself. Any good?
Monday 2 June 2008 at 11:14
I made that one up myself. Any good?
You’re a natural :-)
Monday 2 June 2008 at 14:46
Who needs the Twat-o-Tron when reality delivers gems such as this email, sent to me by a certain Mr Tony Sutton in response to one of my old Comment is Free windup articles:
This little rant – the latest in a series of similar missives – can also be found here.
Monday 2 June 2008 at 14:51
The welfare state is an authoritarian abomination fostered upon us by the totalitarian New Labour state bureaucracy at the behest of their EU soviet planned economy puppet masters. The public sector should be smashed and replaced with the system of vouchers. Liberate the free market from the shackles of the state. Abolish tariffs. Negative liberty. Vouchers. The BNP should be debated in the market place of ideas. China is a democracy. Vote Libertarian! Thank you very much, good night.
Monday 2 June 2008 at 14:56
Of course we should remain committed to the absolute prohibition of torture. This does not however mandate a simplistic approach that would refuse to allow democratic states the ability to render suspected terrorists to countries where the necessary interrogation methods needed to gather information would be used. I heart nukes. Vote Tory and Republican. For a neo-con left led by corporate lawyers, merchant bankers and the managerial classes. Onwards and Upwards!
Monday 2 June 2008 at 15:02
The forces of imperialism trample over the lives of the innocent everywhere. America must be resisted by the progressive forces led by Osama-bin-Hitler. The Zio-con neo-Nazi conspiracy has humanity in its thrall. I blame the Jews.