Eurovision voting is something to behold — a truly revelatory exercise in democracy — marvelous stuff and that.

Hilary Clinton isn’t best pleased about the system tho’ but.

You are the very reason for the downfall of Western Civilization with your Marxist Internationale mindset. It’s fat-assed goofs like you who ruin it for the rest of us with your torturous war-mongering dirty-dog wars. [link: http://www.natparty.com/wda.htm]

The missus says, “That’s not true. You have a very nice little ass.”

More on the white-power scum who say my ass is big here.

All because of this essay.

Previously: “Then there’s this one, often uttered in the form of a question: ‘Is this the right mission for Canada?’ This is the foreign-policy version of the question: ‘Does this make my ass look big?’ ”

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