Green by name and turd by nature
by Jura Watchmaker, 19 May 2008
Does Stephen Green have a bloodlust for British Muslims? If this provocative question containing an implicit statement concerned a respectable citizen with a reputation worth preserving, it might well result in a law suit for libel or defamation of character.
But I don’t see that happening in this case as the individual in question is a turd of a human being who possesses not a shred of credibility. Stephen Green, leader of the fundamentalist lobby group and rent-a-mob “Christian Voice”, has on pre-watershed TV this evening said that there will be civil war in the UK, with Christians taking up arms against our “nation in pain”’s Muslim population.
We shouldn’t take the threat seriously, however, as it’s unlikely that Green and his fellow fundis would know one end of an assault rifle from the other. On the other hand, a few low-grade fertiliser bombs are probably not beyond the capabilities of Christian Voice’s brighter acolytes.
If I didn’t regard the British government’s anti-terrorism legislation with contempt, I would no doubt be calling for Green’s prosecution for incitement. Actually, he would be better sectioned under the provisions of the Mental Health Act. A few years of chemical-assisted psychiatric treatment might do him a world of good.
Suffice it to say that I am utterly sick and tired of Stephen Green’s voice, Christian or no.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 3:11
A few years of chemical-assisted psychiatric treatment might do him a world of good.
If he hasn’t already spent a few years on pills and meth like that equally risibile twat who was on that C4 programme about christian bootcamps for kids.
And here he is, on the monitor of a dating service in a Terry Fuckwit strip from a few years back.
Good old Viz.
Re: tonight’s documentary:
I liked the bloke who admitted to getting morning wood and having to tape himself praising god to stop himself bashing the bishop. Similar thing happened on American Dad the other day. Life imitating art and all that. Even had the same fucked face.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 7:00
having to tape himself praising god to stop himself bashing the bishop
Was that duct tape or that horrible tan packing tape? Obviously it was masturbation which led Christians to two thousand years of murderous antisemitism, crusades, inquisition, scorched-earth wars, colonialism, genocide and destruction of lives.
A timely reminder that the struggle against the forces of reaction is never concluded. That if we have ‘rights’–or rather concessions–today, there is no guarantee we will retain them in future. The vermin should be exposed and called out at every opportunity.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 7:04
The first part is available on Youtube here. Part two, part three, part four, part five.
’shit on your penis’ — they’re *obssessed* with the mechanics … or what they think are the mechanics.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 8:43
I like the way the BNP supporters on the demo are asked to take their placards down … but not asked to leave–tells you everything you need to know about the scum.
There’s also definite crossover potential between the Christian right–obesessed with things in bottoms–and ‘alien abductees’–also obsessed with things in bottoms.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 10:01
Number two Utube — getting shit on by a seagull is a message from G_d.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 10:04
I quite like the idea of God as a herring gull with an 800 foot wingspan.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 11:16
Doesn’t that give scientific credibility to the old hypothesis that masturbation makes you go mad? Stop it right now, all of you!!!!
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 17:49
From Utube 5: ‘there’s going to be war in this land within perhaps 30 or 40 years. If the islamic population in this country continues to increase they will assume power, so that could be the point where people start to feel they have to take up arms’.
Stephen Green should write for HP Sauce.
Tuesday 20 May 2008 at 18:22
Given the creationist science on display in that C4 documentary, another Viz offering might be appropriate:
IF God is all mighty and all knowing, you’d think that he’d know that pi is equal to 3.14159 etc. But in 1 Kings ch.7 v.23 in the Bible, it says that it equals 3. I hope the Archbishop of Canterbury’s wheels fall off his fucking car.
Wednesday 21 May 2008 at 8:24
Good to see that David Cameron and his fundamentalist puppet masters have suffered a well derseved defeat:
http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2008/05/fucking_yes
Wednesday 21 May 2008 at 9:57
There are some very funny excuses for why the Bible gets pi wrong.
The archbishop of Canterbury is a great moral philosopher (I am assured). He would never seek to put wheels on a car [goes on for 6000-8000 words of candyfloss] but he wouldn’t object if someone else really wanted to put wheels on a car for him [goes on for 6000-8000 further words of candyfloss] and so if they fell off, fundamentalist atheists would be to blame.
Wednesday 21 May 2008 at 17:44
Are you lot happy with the standard of comments on this?
I know that part of what makes a blog tick, is a liberal dollop of egotism - we all want to be noticed - but there has to be a little relevant ground covered surely?
Wednesday 21 May 2008 at 17:55
Feel free to expound Alf.
Wednesday 21 May 2008 at 19:26
Speaking as someone who has had ‘a few years of chemically-assisted psychiatric treatment’ I have to say that, detestable as I find Christian Voice and its spokesman, it’s not something I’d wish on anyone. In fact your man’s glib reference to this experience suggests that he might well be, in the language familiar to readers of this blog, a complete cunt.