Got a spare shovel handy? Any blunt object, actually. Say a heavy duty stapler or a nail gun?

by Will, 19 April 2008

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

Comments

  1. Flea

    You have a remarkable turn of phrase.

    We shall discuss Marx later when I am not drunk off two beers. Which is sad. And not manly also.

  2. hakmao

    They all look so bovine!

    I left my nail gun in Australia, sorry.

  3. Jez

    The really weird thing is that they are not all that good looking. Sure they’re not bad looking, but you would see far more visually stunning people on any high st.

  4. hakmao

    It’s a cultural thing innit? Americans obviously find people who resemble grazing ruminants extremely sexually attractive…

  5. Darren

    Shit,

    the director promised that he wouldn’t leave me on the cutting room floor.

  6. Will

    look at the teeth - look at the teeth - not around the teeth - look at the teeth.

  7. dirigible

    We’re all pretty, oh so pretty…

  8. Gadgie

    They all need to put on a bit of weight

  9. Dutch Canuck

    Re: request for garden and woodshop tools - are they for use on yourself? Calm down, have a pint. Deep breaths. Didn’t your mum tell you it’s your personality that counts, Will? It’s what’s inside, not outside!

    Re: the teeth. Yes, blazing white, almost radioactive. Dentistry, or CGI? Or are they all Mormons (the only people I’ve ever met who had such ultra-white teeth naturally were either Mormons or Mennonites - no coffee tea or cigarettes, ever.)

    Anyway, it’s interesting the effect that a fine set of choppers can have on other people’s reaction to you. You don’t even have to be perfectly attractive in other respects. Dentists depend on this reaction to help pay for their holiday homes in France.

  10. hakmao

    They don’t have personalities — there’s nothing going on behind those glassy eyes…

  11. dirigible

    …And we don’t care!

  12. Barbara Meinhoff

    On balance, would you say that they were more or less hateful than the fashionista teen shits featured in tonights’ episode of Blood, Sweat and T-Shirts?
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00b439q
    And I thought the Twats on the Apprentice made me go all killy.

    [comment de-SPAMèd - Ed.]

  13. Barbara Meinhoff

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/thread/blood-sweat-tshirts/

    [comment de-SPAMèd - Ed.]

  14. Barbara Meinhoff

    Ooh sorry about that

    {sorry about what? did I miss something when away?]