This suit with attitude is promising the people of Wales “exciting ideas” and a “local revolution” with which to tackle difficult problems in the occupied territories west of Offa’s Dyke.

Plaid Cymru leader Ieuan Wyn Jones says that his nominally pro-independence party is not interested in merely managing local authorities better than the competition. He wants to turn them into “labordai arloesedd” (laboratories of innovation).

And in an attempt to get wiv da kids, Jones has taught himself a bit of Lolcat. His party’s “innov8” policies are said to include encouraging renewable energy projects. Wow!

I think I need to go lie down, what with all the excitement.

… as a sex tourist

“The pope is well, everyone sees it, all those who are near to him see his freshness…”

Still virile then. Lock up your boy-children Yankees!

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“The theme of the trip, “Christ our Hope” is a reflection that Benedict is “not a pessimistic pope…”

Fuck — he has high hopes of scoring some young pert boy-arse over there.

Catholic child fucking by priests is but the obscene underside of religion as an institution, not mere acts of “traitors to their vocation” — it is inherent to the vocation of ‘priesthood’ itself.