Comments

1. SP

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 14:38

   Read Roger Mellie’s Profanisaurus from cover to cover

2. Gadgie

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 15:00

   Reading a post on Greater Surbiton

3. dirigible

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 15:43

   Recreating Greater Surbiton.

4. Terry Collmann

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 20:09

   Waiting for Captain Kirk to arrived and deal with the Klingons

5. Robert G.

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 21:03

   In another couple of years her bowels would have fused with the plumbing, giving rise to a sanitary superbeing.

6. Will

   Thursday 13 March 2008 at 21:22

   Apparently her doggie has one of these

   

   US Patent Issued In 1998

   Many people live in big cities and enjoy the companionship of man’s best friend. But with the master working all day, poor Benji can only count on relief during his morning and evening walks, putting a strain on… their relationship. Now it’s possible to end canine discomfort with the Portable Pet Potty.

   This revolutionary invention is made from hermetically sealed polyethylene and is strapped to the hinny of your hound. While this solution may prevent unwanted accidents, don’t forget to take Benji for his walks. The Portable Pet Potty doesn’t collect Tootsie Rolls.

7. dirigible

   Friday 14 March 2008 at 9:33

   I’ll see your doggy diapers and raise you horse nappies:

   http://www.bunbag.com/257269.html

   Although I cannot match the Benji reference.

8. Sue R

   Friday 14 March 2008 at 14:41

   It must have been comfortable.

9. scwr

   Friday 14 March 2008 at 21:03

   I think it was Lord Chesterfield, back in the 18th century, who used his time on the bog to learn Latin poetry, subsequently using the pages of the book to wipe himself and then ‘commit them to Cloacina.’ She must have got through Proust at least.