“Tranformaesque”
by Will, 11 March 2008
All over the intertubes now but worth a post I reckon…
I really wonder at times what sort of a society the yanks have — for fuck’s sake — you are walking your dog, putting out your bins, or whatever, and a charver asks you for a fucking ciggie or some shit like that — you then blow their fucking brains out with a machine gun.
Wish I had one.
Normally I just tell charvers to fuck off — I don’t fucking machine gun the fuckers to death (although that would be nice as well).
As I’ve grown older I’ve become much more ambivalent about gun ownership but there’s zero fucking reason why any private citizen should own these kooky assault weapons.
You should be able to bring down the wife with a single shot from your .38. surely?
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 1:00
this post has my nomination for best closing line ever :=)))))
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 1:28
Switch blade knife in your pocket? Greasy kid stuff.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 3:15
Everyman John Smeaton should have been carrying one.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 6:35
That individual appears entirely fashioned from MRM.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 8:44
It also comes with a handy moo-stache shaver. They’re still working on the beard-elimination component.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 8:52
With declining standards of service in this one-proud nation of ours, I, for one, would jump at the chance to own one of thse little beauties to help wipe out the scourge of chuggers on our streets.
Chuggers, and people in Shopmobility scooters.
I am not mad.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 9:59
“You should be able to bring down the wife with a single shot from your .38. surely?”
Not if she sports an Uzi…
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 17:53
I was reading a book a few years ago–it might have been Hell In A Very Small Place, about the battle at Dien Bien Phu–and it was mentioning quad-fifties, which are four fifty caliber machine guns linked together. I googled them to see what they looked like and I came across forums where people were talking about owning them. It’s absolutely insane that a private citizen can own something like that–there’s no reason at all for it.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 20:46
“It’s absolutely insane that a private citizen can own something like that–there’s no reason at all for it.”
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Some people say the same thing about toy poodles or wiener dogs. What else should be banned?
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 21:01
Ooh goody, yet more mechanically reclaimed meat–wrapped in golden pastry and coming to a Greggs near you.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 21:18
FAO President D:
I’ll get back to you with a list — might take a while mind — there’s a lot to type down.
Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 21:23
The next time some fucking moron with a small dick murders a dozen school kids with a toy poodle, I’ll be sure and write my congressman.
Wednesday 12 March 2008 at 1:04
Most of those guns are only good for decorating the sky anyway.
Wednesday 12 March 2008 at 9:54
Some people say the same thing about toy poodles or wiener dogs.
Some people say “floob! wobba wobba! janango deriva! kawumm!” This proves that your comment is nonsense.
I’m not saying I disagree with you. I myself long for personal ownership of tactical nuclear weaponry to be legalised, and I believe that a napalm dispenser is a useful tool to have around the house. I just think you should try some sort of historical, legal, ethical or practical argument next rather than continuing your vapid rhetorical sucking.
Wednesday 12 March 2008 at 20:52
“I just think you should try some sort of historical, legal, ethical or practical argument next rather than continuing your vapid rhetorical sucking.”
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Of course, I could have made reference to the Second and Tenth amendments to the US Constitution. But no doubt those arguments would have been rubbished by the “living document” fantasists.
Thursday 13 March 2008 at 0:15
All the nigras, homersexuals and pinko college stoodents you can shoot eh D?
Thursday 13 March 2008 at 0:22
The ridiculous jabberings of a Yank ‘libertarian’ Mean Reichist fuckwit and cunt would have been deleted if I’d caught it earlier — people ignore instead of responding to please — otherwise I’ll delete you instead.
Thursday 13 March 2008 at 23:54
[shit deleted — don’t want crap bumper sticker philosophy cluttering up the place]
Friday 14 March 2008 at 0:00
[scrawled graffitti — again]