A reader writes in — an example of HP Saucer Scum (I myself could give more examples but am keeping my powder dry so to speak). So to speak and that.

If he can tear himself away from his Windows Mobile PDA…

On Brett Locke this is:

I met him once in London. A very rude man he is. Impossible to have a civilised conversation with as he is constantly tapping away with a stylus on his PDA. When he walks into a building the first thing he does is see if there’s an open WiFi connection.

Also — Marco Attila Hoare, the whore is their new porn gadgie for HP Sauce now as well. I fucking hate that cunt. I would like to shoot him in the fucking head. Bang bang. And that.

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