Might as well — for a laugh (at the fuckwits)
by Will, 7 March 2008
A ‘diamond geezer’ is shorthand in the area where I’m from for a cockney wanker — who invariably is a thief, liar, drug dealer or all of the aforementioned (and worse). Dozy, clueless, cockney fucking wankers.
It would help matters greatly if there was a point to the thick, posh St Andrews University graduate (not even having a railway station piece of shit university, fly in on daddy’s helicopter, just like Prince William, pretend to be East-European, for cachet’s sake bullshit artist cunt) going twat’s drivel of a ‘post’ but I suppose you have to deal with what is presented to you in some respects.
Fuck — what a chore.
OK then…where understanding or agreement is not possible, one must withdraw from “logical argument” and resort to irony or silence or abuse.
The most ironic irony of the situation at that blog in particular is the refusal of ‘professional’ semi-half ‘intellectuals’ who make up its personnel and commenter scum visitors (not me you note — I don’t visit and certainly don’t comment) to recognize the non-identity of their own specialised being.
They don’t learn, they won’t learn, they can’t learn. The imbeciles and cretins can only exercise tongue muscles inside their cheeks when speaking to like minded brethren or doing the same inside the cheeks of the latest guru arsehole and philistine to have a web presence while typing at their keypad.
Transgression and/or contrariness is not simply a departure from the past — and is certainly not a departure from thinking — both are an invitation to thoughtfulness. That is the way difficult questions come to the fore (and get answers — physical or mental) — not by some reified claptrap or new founded subjectivism based on the needy yearnings of some pseudo-Nietzschean philosphy, whose biological units of excretion mirror the modern survivalist in a log cabin who challenges nothing but mosquitoes and midges. Why are they so afraid of life, that they confine others to an externalized prison? Fuck noes — liberal scum never fail to amaze…
Yes — I’m ‘disrespecting’ you fucking dead muttering, zombie, depressing pseudo-social-discourse loving twats. A good thing all round I reckon.
Next!
Update: here’s the fucking update here
Friday 7 March 2008 at 2:33
[Thick HP saucer — he comments… he deleted.
didn’t offer anything of worth - didn’t expound on anything — just left graffiti — thus deleted.]
Friday 7 March 2008 at 7:17
Apples and pears … gor blimey guv’nor wasn’ me honest … me old china … salt of the earf … get in my son … you love it you slaaaaaags …
Most important place on earth–4eva! Truefax. The patter of a butterfly’s wing in London is felt as a hurricane in the rest of the world. People from different countries live in London, which is an innovation–because they don’t do that anywhere else.
Friday 7 March 2008 at 11:45
I seem to remember that even Steve Wright in the Afternoon spotted “Diamond Geezer” for the vacuous caricature it surely is. “Cockney Wanker” from the Viz however is a characterisation based entirely upon painstaking research and analysis.
Gadgie’s piece is on the money too
Friday 7 March 2008 at 11:56
[another Saucer leaves comment — as usual — electronic grafitti. Fuck off and die slowly scum]
Friday 7 March 2008 at 12:55
Stifling middle class politeness - which is actually extreme rudeness in a suburban disguise - is all they are after. Grew up with it and fled it. None of that shit in Hull :-)
Friday 7 March 2008 at 19:22
And read this from George Szirtes’ blog, coming from India:
After the readings tonight a group of us was discussing the caste system and comparing it to English notions of class. They are, we concluded, quite different because the English system is less overt and no one knows where anyone else stands in the pecking order of respect. Hence the deathly diffidence of the aspiring lower middle class. Hence the silences, the changings of subject matter, the fear of manners, of looking too big or too small, of putting one’s foot where one’s mouth should be. There is, from a foreigner’s point of view, a thin charm to this, but, God knows, it’s thin!
It is all about the inescapable reality of class.
Saturday 8 March 2008 at 10:56
[graffitti]
Saturday 8 March 2008 at 19:04
WTF has happened with you all, people? Observing Sabbath?
Saturday 8 March 2008 at 19:06
Watching Barnsley beat Chelsea…
Saturday 8 March 2008 at 23:38
Will you was right all along, HP saucers are racist
Saturday 8 March 2008 at 23:45
Despite your claim to the other — yes — the majority of HP Saucer shite and those who contribute to that pit of shit are racist (and more besides that) — and yes — I watched the same programme tonight and laughed like a horse on seeing the picture highlighted.
PS. Care to say anything about the content of the actual post you have bothered your fanny arse spamming?
Thought not. Thus — fuck off.
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 0:13
[didn’t come up with the goods — just wanked on about not understanding and that — thicko deleted — has to be done for the sake of cleanliness. Maybe robots haven’t developed a fully functioning nervous system just yet - that might go some way to explaining the lack of sense]
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 0:18
[spambot now leaves another pointless scawl — two of them actually…]
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 0:28
[nobody loves marvin]
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 0:34
[Becoming boring now. Given the stupendous historical tools of the species, I am allowed to decide for me as me - and thus to really affect others and myself, what I choose and who I choose to listen to, respond to, correspond with etc etc. Given that you are an idiot who cannot learn from mere experience - not to mention abstract thought processes — deletion is the only answer worthy of a proper response.
If I was to expound on this matter more, I’d have to mention that the essence of the dialectical movement is the negation of the negation, or the labour of the negative, whereby truth is approached more closely by the successive generation of the negation of each concept postulated in the attempt to capture it.
Robot man fails in this venture — delete. Delete. Delete. Fuck it — delete again.]
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 0:59
Come friendly bombs and fall on Surbiton!
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 1:11
I hope those bombs fall on the class who deserves it.
Wipe the middle classes off the map please.
(I can deal with the proper Bourgeoisie myself — in the pub).
Sunday 9 March 2008 at 2:16
[a scrawl]
Monday 10 March 2008 at 3:42
The middle class rules first past the post representative democracy. Anybody in that democracy who wants power needs to pucker up and kiss the middle’s saggy arses. They don’t look good doing it and it ain’t pleasant, but when needs must.
As to remedies - if a deserved bombing is not on the cards, perhaps might try proportional representation to get some non-middles into parliament.