Gadgie breaks wind in Hull. Not many dead.
by Jura Watchmaker, 27 February 2008
Reports are coming in that a big fat gadgie from Hull was responsible for the 5.3 magnitude earthquake that caused widespread damage to homes and businesses in the early hours of this morning. Gastroenterologists warn that aftershocks are to be expected, and the authorities have advised homeowners to take appropriate precautions.
Wednesday 27 February 2008 at 23:15
A harsh assessment. But probably fair.
Wednesday 27 February 2008 at 23:35
A woman on Central TV said (with a completely straight face) that her first reaction was that her husband had broken wind.
Thursday 28 February 2008 at 0:47
http://libsoc.blogspot.com/2008/02/did-earth-move-for-you-paul-anderson.html
Me and wor lass thowt the dog was farting in bed again.
- Jack, Chester-le-street