Gail & Tommy Sheridan - incompetent as well as thick

by Jura Watchmaker, 23 February 2008

Gail Sheridan Tommy Sheridan

Gail Sheridan, the air hostess wife of soon-again-to-be-disgraced “ex-socialist” MSP Tommy Sheridan, has been arrested for stealing miniatures of alcohol from her employer British Airways. The 44-year old was recently charged along with her husband with perjury following Mr Sheridan’s successful libel suit against the News of the World ‘newspaper’.

Alcohol miniatures? What kind of redistribution of wealth do they call that then? Defenders of the working class my arse. The Sheridans are so completely useless that they cannot even manage to nick anything of value. So what else did Lothian and Borders police find in the couple’s home - a stash of facial fresheners?

The Sheridans will need all the solidarity they can get now (ho ho!).

Comments

  1. hakmao

    Is Tommy doing his Dubya impersonation?

  2. Jura Watchmaker

    Maybe he’s simply blowing a kiss at the fragrant Mrs Sheridan, there looking so damned sexy in her Deirdre Barlow sunglasses.

  3. hakmao

    To be fair to Sheridan, he hasn’t always been an oily perma-tanned egomaniacal prick.

  4. Jura Watchmaker

    So what happened?

  5. Paulie

    Let s/he who has never swallyed a few mini-vodkas from a hotel minibar and topped them up from the sink cast the first stone.

  6. Jura Watchmaker

    In that case, Paulie, I shall lob a fecking great brick at the Sheridans. I’m not being sanctimonius; I could just never be arsed to raid a hotel minibar.

  7. Paulie

    I somehow think less of you now, JW. Hotel minibars *have* to be fiddled. Why? Because they’re there.

  8. Jura Watchmaker

    Paulie, you are living proof that one should never trust a social democrat!