A vision of mobile hell

by Jura Watchmaker, 4 February 2008

On the future of the mobile web

“Your phone goes beep and up comes a little advert saying ‘you always like a latte this time of day, there’s a special on the corner round there.’ That’s the sort of thing we’re looking towards; a spy in your pocket which Google can talk to and whisper in the ear of and it can whisper back to Google.”

I have my mobile phone under control. If it ever went beep on me, I’d take a fucking sledgehammer to the wretched thing.

Comments

  1. hakmao

    It is estimated that just one in five people with phones that are able to connect to the net actually do.

    Aye, because four in five people have more sense than money. The balance on my pay-as-you-go SIM has been £1.52 for a couple of months–I’ll put a fiver on when I get around to it.

    Those people walking down the street talking to themselves on their bluetooth headsets, or holding the phone to their ear with their elbow sticking out–what is it they can possibly have to talk about? Unbelievably inane shit is what.

    Texts are only 12p.

  2. dirigible

    After the revolution mobile phones will be very different.

  3. Will

    I only just heard about Blue Ray last night .

    Only got a normal bleedin DVD player last year - now I’ve got to gen up on all that crap as well.

  4. Will

    Grand designs

    http://www.georgeszirtes.co.uk/index.php?page=news#aa9f484faaa463889fe3aee1b54e9216

  5. Jura Watchmaker

    Those people walking down the street talking to themselves…

    Or not.

    Has anyone else noticed the strange social phenomenon that is commuters who exit a station while on their way home of an evening, and immediately put phone to ear? Only, if one tails these folk as they walk from the station, it becomes apparent that many of them are not actually talking to anyone. Just pretending.

  6. unaha-closp

    Only, if one tails these folk as they walk from the station, it becomes apparent that many of them are not actually talking to anyone. Just pretending.

    Perhaps avoidance behaviour so beggars and any weirdos who appear to be tailling them can be politely ignored.

  7. miss s60

    Probably a bit simpler than that. Hint

    Or are these people speaking out loud?