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1. hakmao

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:02

   [smacks lips]

   trifle with kalamata olive purée

   [burp!]

2. Will

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:06

   The perfect trifle…

   Can of Co-Op fruit salad.

   Can of Ambrosia Custard.

   Some sponge cake (not homemade — that’s a waste of time and comes out the oven like crap anyway).

   Hoy it in a bowl and stir it aroond with a spoon.

   Eat the fucker.

3. hakmao

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:12

   Nah fuck that and your silly Pommie trifles … soak sponge fingers in sherry, cover with canned peaches, then fresh raspberries, pour over homemade custard and top with whipped cream.

4. Will

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:13

   Fucking poncey shite!

   Gannin roond your hoose would be like eating with the fucking french!

5. hakmao

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:16

   Who said crème anglaise?

6. Will

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 0:56

   Sunny fucking Hundal.

   Conor pigging Foley.

   Just about every stupid cunt who comments regularly at HP Sauce or comments at Comment is Fucking Worthless or posts pish at Comment is Fucking Worthless.

   Maddy of the sorrows Bunting X 3.

   The Pope.

   The Pope again.

   Catholics.

   Muslims.

   Catholics again.

   Proddy wankers.

   All the crazy happy clappy shitheads and their stupid banal pish.

   Those evil fucking Buddhist twats.

   Quakers — evil bastards as well.

   Them fucking paginists (however you spell the daft twats) with their fucking dances and broomsticks — they can fuck of as well.

   Louis leprechaun Walsh — fuck me - what a class ‘A’ twat and dickhead of the first order. Get a new face you little fucking melted cheese having faced culturally null piece of shitty over-chewing gummed twat.

   Anyone who appears in any adverts for perfumes, smelly shit and the like. especailly that cunt who jumps around on rocks in the sea (for Lacoste I think). I reserve special hatred for that dickhead with his floppy hair and all that.

   Computer nerds, sci-fi buffs, people overly interested in logic and semantics — include them bastards as well — the fuckers.

   I could go on…

   The jews are okay tho but…

7. SnoopyTheGoon

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 7:33

   I have a long one (the list, I mean, before anyone starts yakking) too, but for now Fisk would do. Or is it Seumas Milne? Or Bibi the inexhaustible Netanyahu?

8. dirigible

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 9:46

   I’m shocked that Will’s recipe lacks alcohol. Trifle is nothing without sherry.

   Imagine Hestertron making a Pot Noodle: “We start in China where monosodium glutamate was first used for cooking in ancient times. Next we visit NASA where freeze-drying technology was developed in order to make zero-gravity meals for astronauts. After that we go to India to meet a young Australian ex-pat who shows us how he’d make a curry, and then it’s back home to choke my chicken for the powdery flavouring.”

   And he’d still make it wrong.

9. John

   Thursday 20 December 2007 at 10:35

   I was wondering why Will hadn’t piled on in our arsehole of the year post at C&S. Now I know.

10. hakmao

    Thursday 20 December 2007 at 13:15

    Heston’s trifle with Kalamata olive puree, which is eaten with a tampon spoon for that special ‘mouth feel’.

    [smacks lips and twitches whiskers in anticpation]

    Oh look! Here come the Visigoths.