The article in the Observer about Cameron’s overtures to the Lib-Dummies is wrapped around an animated advertisement for the ‘NESPRESSO movie with GEORGE CLOONEY’, which seems to fit the context perfectly.

The party also known as the ‘Tories without their kicking boots on’, is being courted by the leader of the Eternal Enemy™ in his latest attempt at political window-dressing.

Cameron today attempts to reach out to both Clegg and Huhne by offering to co-operate on the key areas of devolving power and the environment.

Devolving the environment? That will be a neat trick. Just as a predecessor declared there is no such thing as society and set about making the assertion reality, the latest Tory strategy–which shies away from taxation as a means of encouraging behavioural change, as this would have a direct impact on their constituency–professes a vague reliance on individual responsibility. Presumably, the more people are unemployed, the less opportunity they have to produce greenhouse gases.