Invitation to join in

by Will, 12 December 2007

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Current hate figure asks himself “coagulated whale spunk shoved through a sieve — will it go with beans on toast burnt in a squirrel trap for four days with hay harvested by pixies from a former Peruvian lavender field?”

Comments

  1. Gadgie

    Only if the chips are fried in lard

  2. SP

    Its congealed not coagulated you culinary moron

  3. olly onions

    But who is the more twattish, Heston or his customers?
    http://ollysonions.blogspot.com/2007/05/mix-up-puts-blumenthal-on-menu.html

  4. Will

    Do I really have to make a choice?