Former member of Spandau Ballet fights off rabid fox with a loaf of bread
by hakmao, 1 December 2007
He don’t need this pressure on.
Gary Kemp had just arrived at his home in the Oak Meadows mobile home park when the fox charged at his leg.
“The fox was hiding underneath the Bronco, and he came out and charged at me, and started making this weeping noise as he was charging,” Kemp said.
The gray fox attacked his legs, and Kemp, who was carrying a loaf of sliced bread, was able to defend himself and chase the fox away.
Saturday 1 December 2007 at 21:18
Gold!
Sunday 2 December 2007 at 14:51
You *do* realize this is a different Gary Kemp, right? LOL
Sunday 2 December 2007 at 15:00
Obviously.
Sunday 2 December 2007 at 17:40
Gary Kemp(that one)’s role in defeating capitalism pt 1 of 1.
(As confessed on the radio some time back to Simon Mayo)
As a work experience lad on the Financial Times he inadvertently screwed up the share price listings for that mornings’ edition, sparking a minor crash in the stock exchange.
In mitigtion he asked it to be noted that he had probably done more damage to the capitalist system than 1000 issues of the Socialist Worker.
Ay!
Tuesday 4 December 2007 at 14:38
Whoever this Gary Kemp is, he didn’t “fend off” the fox: notice that first the bag gets open, then the bread falls all around and only then the fox runs away. Even a rabid fox will shun the sliced American bread.
Besides, they are all mad buggers in Poughkeepsie - it’s an effing big IBM center…