An Englishman has to be quiet when an Irishman talks

by hakmao, 29 November 2007

First the insipid Harry Potter books had knickers in twists because of the ’satanism’ and ‘black magic’ contained therein, now as Jim has already noted, The Golden Compass, the film of the first book of Phillip Pullman’s excellent His Dark Materials series is annoying god-botherers everywhere. The question is, is the film atheist enough?

Some are calling for a boycott of the film when it opens in the United States on Dec. 5 because Philip Pullman, author of the book the movie is based on, says he is an atheist.

Oh, the rotter.

“Religion is at its best when it is furthest away from power,” [said] Pullman … “As soon as it gets its hands on power, it’s no good.”

Fair comment.

“It’s stealth campaign, a dishonest way to produce anything,” Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, [an organisation which advocates for the world’s largest child sex network] … “They want to make sure there’s a second and third movie based on the books in the trilogy. This teaches atheism to kids. Phillip Pullman is very open about this. The movie is basically innocuous, but parents may want to say to their kids, ‘You know what? A great Christmas present would be to buy his ‘Dark Trilogy,’ the name of the three books’ [it’s not, but four syllables would be pushing it, and ‘materials’ sounds like ‘materialism’ and that’s like kah-munism]. Now you’ve introduced your kids to atheism. I don’t think most parents want to do that.”

Remember–the celestial dictator loves you so much, he’s sending you to hell. Have a nice day.

Dave Allen On Religion

by Will, 29 November 2007

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Could’ve Been Worse. You Could’ve Been Lead Singer of The Fall

by Snarksmithy, 29 November 2007

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I took in Control last night, Anton Corbijn’s bleak and gorgeously shot biopic of Ian Curtis, the lead singer of Joy Division who’s remembered today either as the Young Werther of Manchester or, as Woody Allen once said of Sylvia Plath, an interesting poet “whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality.”

The theatre was refreshingly free of the college girl mentality. Most of the audience were, like me, in their late twenties and thus born sometime around Curtis’s suicide; also, sadly, weaned on the post-punk revival of New York, which affords all of the gothic iconography on a trust-fund diet and sans the working-class angst that made the genre what it was. (Pity poor Julian Casablancas warding off his father’s fashion models, and then his own.)

With just two studio albums to their credit, one released posthumously, Joy Division’s legacy rests almost entirely on the moody gray aura of their stagecraft - complete with zombie-automaton movements by Curtis - and the bass-heavy, metallic instrumentals. If these Lithium bottles could sing…

Of course, you can’t become a cult phenomenon if you’re a well-adjusted young artist who waters the lawn on Sunday and changes nappies. Control, which is based on widow Deborah Curtis’s memoir Touching from a distance, depicts its protagonist as a deeply tormented solipsist who only barely recognized the damage he was causing his family. The film is all about Debbie, really, given how difficult it must have been for her depict an unloving, philandering hubby who cried while having sex and couldn’t bear to stay in the same room with his infant daughter. “Everyone hates me, I’ve made everyone hate me,” Curtis tells an oddly magnanimous Tony Wilson, and I confess I found myself sympathizing with everyone just a bit. His heart belonged to another, Annik Honore, the kind of over-mascared Belgian waif Wes Anderson would do something insufferable with, who interviewed him for a fanzine she was writing and asked questions like, “What do you find beautiful?” (It’s O.K. I choked on my Junior Mint, too.) Well within the parameters of rock star fame, you might say, but here’s how Ian Curtis talked to his wife:

“If you wanted to sleep with other men, I wouldn’t mind.”

“Ian, when you say a thing like that, it makes me think you don’t love me anymore.”

“I don’t think I do.”

Well. Either this is a faithful dramatization of what chatter in the Curtis household was like, or it’s the screenwriter’s idea of plausible affectlessness at the dawn of the Thatcher era. Whatever the case, it put me in mind of the sillier moments in Mike Nichols’s cracked-romance clunker Closer (”Did you swallow his cum?” “Yes.” “How did it taste? How did it taste?!” “It tastes like you, but sweeter!”). And as if to capitalize on the mawkishness of that set piece, guess which famous Joy Division track is cued as Debbie walks away?

Thankfully, Control is bleak but not dire due to the humor of the supporting cast, i.e., the rest of the band and especially their manager Rob Gretton, played to scene-stealing perfection by Toby Kebbell. (Where’s he been and what’s he doing next?) Curtis’s noblest gesture, in fact, may have been to play at giddiness on the eve of Joy Division’s U.S. tour just for the sake of his mates. In keeping with his true nature, however, what he gave he also took away, since he hanged himself on that same eve. Suicide is not just self-murder, it’s also a form of theft from which one is able to escape consequence.

 

joy_divisionmid-size.jpgOne scanted element of the band’s cultural significance was their Nazi iconography. The name Joy Division was taken from the ambiguously fictional term for a group of Jewish sex slaves in World War II concentration camps - as described in the 1965 novel The House of Dolls - and bassist Peter Hook and guitarist Bernard Sumner later admitted that the band was intrigued by fascism. They played up the aesthetic mainly to antagonize critics who were appalled that so many National Front-type skinheads kept turning up for gigs.

One doesn’t mean to be a commissar about arthouse filmmaking, but, at the very least, some confrontation with this rancid political element might have helped beat back the Inside-Ian’s-Head longueurs. All we get is one infamous riot the night Curtis collapsed with a seizure on stage, which the roughneck audience of course assumed was all part of the act. Instead, it was Michael Winterbottom’s hilarious 24 Hour Party People that deftly handled the Fascism Question. Steve Coogan’s Tony Wilson has the following exchange with a music journalist:

“How do you respond to charges that Joy Division are a neo-Nazi band?”

“Are you not aware of situationalism? Postmodernism? Haven’t you heard of the free play of signs and signifiers?”

This must be why Mancunians - even those who would gladly don Che Guevara tees without a hint of irony or some vapid Derridian justification cooked up - used to call Wilson a fucking cunt. But the So It Goes host had a point. Fascist kitsch, if not actual fascism, in mainstream seventies music predated Joy Division: David Bowie went through his rather unfortunate Nietzsche-quoting, sieg hailing period, and Iggy Pop once dedicated the song “Rich Bitches” to all the “Hebrew women” in the audience.

Still, the dun-colored Hitler Youth uniforms were a new provocation, which is why New Order - founded by the remaining members of Joy Division after Curtis’s death - went out of their way to distance themselves from British nationalism. Their explicitly anti-hooligan song “World in Motion” was commissioned by the Football Association in 1990 to champion England for that year’s World Cup in Italy. The English club was already being sequestered on Sardinia due to the fear that heavy boozing and drug-use would make them and their fans violent. Italian counter-terrorism forces were enlisted to monitor the players, with the full consent of the Conservative Minister of Sport in London, who was still reeling from the notorious “Heysel disaster” in Brussels, and feared that Brits - not just National Front thugs - were becoming personas non grata on the continent.

Ask Billy Bragg - always more of a Clash man himself - about the perils of mixing pop and politics, but there’s no avoiding the issue.

Teddy Bears’ Picnic

by george s, 29 November 2007

I well remember The Teddy Bears’ Picnic: If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise….

Gillian Gibbons is up for trial in Sudan today. The facts of the so-called case are already well known. The children she taught chose to call their class teddy-bear Mohammed, an act which, according to the charge, involved “insulting religion and inciting hatred”. You see, this was her responsibility. She let the children choose that very nice name because the children liked their teddy. That was way back in September though, since when some well-meaning pious soul has shopped her, so now, just in time for Christmas, she faces forty lashes or a prison sentence.

Much has been written about this but the charge is not wrong. There is incitement to hatred. Only it’s not Gibbons that is doing the inciting: it’s the sharia court. No surprise there, not down those woods. They boil in hatred, they wallow in it, they apply it liberally, why, they lash it on. Forty lashes of it.

Ah but it is because – you must understand – Moslems so love Mohammed, says the cleric interviewed on telly.

Love does interesting things. In the case of fundamentalist Islam, the religion of peace, it does hate exceedingly well. So well you can hardly tell the difference between hatred and love. Because, of course, if you love so much you must simply hate those that don’t love so much. Surely you see the logic of that? Please make an effort to get it through your thick skull. Do move on. Nothing to see here, folks. Just move on. And while you’re moving why not sing along? Here’s some music..

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic…

As Dave Allen used to say: May your God go with you.

Keeping your head down

by Eric, 29 November 2007

Alicia Kennedy, Deputy General Secretary of the Labour Party, emails me with an important announcement:

This Saturday, 1 December, is our final National Campaign Day for 2007. And I was wondering if you would be able to join us to draw the year to a close with a huge campaigning event, so that we can start 2008 with a great team and momentum.

While I am not averse to the idea of door knocking and leafleting, folding and stuffing, running street stalls and, or even the dangerous area of fundraisers, the phrase “keeping one’s head down” comes to mind this week.

Given the luck the Brown government has had in office so far, campaigning in marginal constituencies should probably wait until after the plague of frogs, the asteroid strike on Wembley, and the war with Spain over Gibraltar have occurred. In any case, starting with a great team in 2008 must be a clear sign that Harriet Harman will be gone soon.

Straight outta Oakland

by hakmao, 29 November 2007

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Hang the Plumber

by hakmao, 29 November 2007

Ever the pinup boy for fascist lads of confused sexuality, Morrissey’s remarks, as reported this morning, neither shocked nor suprised me:

Morrissey has made an unexpected–and to some of his fans a thoroughly unwelcome–contribution to Britain’s loaded immigration debate. The musician has delivered a swingeing attack on what he perceives to be Britain’s encroaching multiculturalism and the loss of national identity.”England is a memory now,” he says, in an interview with the NME published yesterday. “The gates are flooded and anybody can have access to England and join in.”

He goes on: “Although I don’t have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears. So the price is enormous. Travel to England and you have no idea where you are. It matters because the British identity is very attractive. I grew up into it and I find it very quaint and amusing. Other countries have held on to their basic identity, yet it seems to me that England was thrown away.”

A nice bit of ‘I’m-not-buttery’ there.

Morrissey now lives in the land of Mussolini. He once wrote:

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE

I will leave our resident rap historian to provide an analysis.