The Guardian on the guardians

by Scoop Shachtman, 28 November 2007

Again, it’s a mixed story, but Iraq is still appearing to have improved since the use of a new strategies. The following is from a Guardian reporter who has been embedded with US forces.

From the little I have seen of the capital, I am inclined to agree that a hasty US retreat, while seductively simple, is not the way to suck out the poison. I saw Iraqis pleading with US soldiers to spend more, not less time patrolling their neighbourhood because they believed worse options - extremist factions, gangsters and criminals - were waiting to fill the vacuum. To be sustained, any downturn in violence needs the country’s sectarian leaders to find common political ground.

Under General David Petraeus, US military forces in Iraq have learned lessons the hard way - but at least they have learned them. They get out of their vehicles and talk to the people about everyday concerns over security, power and schools. They play football with grateful children. They offer amnesties to former insurgents and bring them to the negotiating table. When attacked, they do not lash out blindly but depend on brave citizens, whose trust they are winning, to help identify the criminals. “We cannot kill our way out of this,” I heard one colonel say.
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But the Americans - apparently believing that having started this war, they have a moral responsibility to finish it - are now getting most of it right most of the time. A journalist who spent Thanksgiving Day touring Iraq with Petraeus told me that one of his strengths is that, unlike the caricature of a US army commander, he is not afraid of ambiguity or paradox. He will find Iraq has plenty more of both to offer in the long years ahead.

Of peasants, kings and the new England

by Jura Watchmaker, 28 November 2007

John Ball (hanged, drawn and quartered on 15 July 1381)

“When Adam delved and Eve span,
Who was then the gentleman?”

These were the words of Lollard priest John Ball, delivered in 1381 to a group of rebels at Blackheath, from where I write now. Ball, immortalised by Froissart as the “mad priest of Kent”, continued…

“From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bond, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will ) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty.”

Ball delivered his sermon shortly after being sprung from the Archbishop of Canterbury’s prison in Maidstone at the beginning of the Peasants’ Revolt. Ball was shortly thereafter taken prisoner at Coventry, and then hanged, drawn and quartered in the presence of the child king Richard II.

But that’s enough history. The reason I bring up John Ball is that this hero of the common people was the subject of a song sung on Tuesday evening at the Royal Festival Hall in London, of all places.

The irony-appreciating artiste was Chris Wood – son of Kent, musician, singer, storyteller and teacher. Wood is known and respected in folk music circles. He is part of a longstanding collaboration with diatonic accordionist Andy Cutting, and a few years ago founded the English Acoustic Collective with Robert Harbron and John Dipper. Wood is also a solo artist, and writes material together with storyteller Hugh Lupton.

Wood was at the RFH to give a concert as part of the Imagined Village project, but he started the evening with a solo spot. Just him and his guitar, delivered from the side of the stage.

Only a few songs were performed, but each was introduced with a story delivered in Wood’s distinctive north Kent accent. We learned of peasants and kings, and also the singer’s well ‘ard six year old daughter. Wood sang, accompanying his rich, baritone voice with a guitar made “from an old Post Office” by some bloke in Exeter. A true English guitar with a gorgeous, harp-like sound.

We were also treated to a discussion of the Enclosures Act. Wood has this theory that the implications of major social changes can take seven generations to be realised. We are, he said, only now facing the consequences of the 1801 act of parliament, which transformed a fifth of England into private land to which commoners were denied access. The result was the forced urbanisation of many English working people. Wood sees the effects of the Enclosures Act in, for example, a soaring prison population, and our inability to take a drink “without going maaaad”.

The highlight of the evening for me personally was Chris Wood’s solo set, but the highlight of the programme was The Imagined Village. The latter is high decibel folk, dub, ambient, bhangra – you name it – with a direct line to centuries past, and performed by a large group of Englishmen and women of varying ages, hair coverage, skin tones and cultural heritage.

The Imagined Village project is:

Bragg is one of the cheeky chappies of popular music and left politics. Traditional music aficionados will know all about Eliza Carthy and her dad Martin. Carthy junior is the only fiddle player I know of who can pogo dance while playing. This young woman is absolutely manic, and by the end of the evening her bow had hardly a hair left on it! Carthy senior is a national treasure.

Project founder Simon Emerson is a musician and record producer of renown, with an impressive track record going back to 80s jazz-soul outfit Working Week. In the 90s he founded the Afro-Celt Sound System.

Sheila Chandra is a singer who has done work with complex vocal drones. Johnny Kalsi used to play with Transglobal Underground, and is now with the Dhol Foundation. Andy Gangadeen is a respected session drummer who founded The Bays, and bassist Francis Hylton is well-known in Hip Hop circles. Cellist Barney Morse Brown knows a thing or two about playing live with digital loops and stuff, and Sheema Mukherjee is a diminutive figure who sits near the back of the stage, but fills out the sound with her virtuoso sitar playing. Chris Wood we’ve already covered.

Benjamin Zephaniah. Good grief! What can one say about Benjamin Zephaniah? For some years I was unable to appreciate his talents, but I now rate him very highly as a writer and storyteller. Zephaniah is part of the Imagined Village project, but didn’t appear on stage owing to other commitments. Instead he recorded the vocal track for a variation on the ballad Tam Lyn, and appeared in large relief on a video screen above the stage.

John Copper is, following the death in 2004 of his father Bob Copper, the head of a group of a capella folk singers known as the Copper Family. Hailing from Rottingdean in East Sussex, this tribe has for generations collected, performed and preserved many English folksongs, and the family songbook is a priceless document. John Copper sings along with his sister Jill, her husband Jon and Bob’s six grandchildren, who perform independently as the Young Coppers.

The Imagined Village set began with a video of John Copper describing the changes his family has seen in the South Downs, and talking about the bond between people and place in the Sussex landscape. Billy Bragg, wearing a pearly jacket, then delivered a version of John Barleycorn. He also sang a song called England Half English, which beautifully describes the state of modern England and its peoples’ sense of national identity.

Martin Carthy introduced the performance of Tam Lyn with a story about the origins of this ballad of a young woman seduced by a man in thrall to the fairies. Zephaniah transformed the song about love at first sight into a modern ballad about how a girl in search of the “holy herb” meets an asylum seeker in a nightclub. Carthy senior is regarded by some as an arch-English traditionalist, but it was his idea to have Zephaniah reinterpret the old classic.

My favourite song of the Imagined Village set was Chris Wood and Eliza Carthy’s version of Cold Haily Rainy Night. This was backed up by the Young Coppers, Johnny Kalsi’s ferocious dhol drumming and Sheema Mukherjee’s hall-filling sitar.

Hard Times of Old England (Retold) was the final song of the set. It was sung by Billy Bragg, and recast to reflect the contemporary realities of empty holiday homes, closing post offices and the crisis in agriculture. A lament, for sure, but with an optimistic twist that emphasises the Good Times of Old England as a multicultural and inclusive society.

Thanks to David T of Harry’s Place for supplying the ticket. I’m very glad I accepted the invitation.

Hasn’t read the book

by Jim, 28 November 2007

Comparing the novel The Golden Compass to a porn flick, a spokesperson for the Catholic Civil Rights League wants the book banned by the Windsor Catholic School Board. A school board in Halton, Ontario has already done so. The book’s original title in the UK is Northern Lights, book one of the trilogy His Dark Materials.

“Under the guise of an exciting adventure story, the very clear message being given is that the Catholic church is an evil organization and God and Christianity are a fraud.”

Several school libraries already have copies.

Baksi said his group has asked Bishop Ronald Fabbro’s office to approach school boards in the London Diocese area about removing the book.

“It shouldn’t be in (Catholic) schools in the first place,” he said.

Baski hasn’t read the book or seen the yet-to-be released movie, but added that shouldn’t undermine his opposition.

“I don’t have to see Debbie Does Dallas to know whether it is appropriate or consistent with the faith and values I would like to have in my house for my children,” he said.

Author Philip Pullman, in a two part interview on the CBC’s Writers and Company, said he can’t think of a more effective way to encourage students to read his work.

The book won the Carnegie Medal for children’s fiction in the UK in 1995.

Not all of Sudan is bonkers

by Eric, 28 November 2007

The BBC gather a variety of views about the Sudan Teddy Bear crisis. The majority of openly Sudanese and/or Muslim comments are not bonkers, although one or two are either attempting humour or out of their brains:

Speaking as a father I do not feel this was a well thought out plan by the teacher. However, I feel that she has done nothing wrong. The children themselves should be punished for having chosen the name of our great Prophet for a lowly bear. The teacher was misguided, whereas the children were malicious. They must be brought to answer for their blasphemy.
Abdullah Al-Zawawi, Sudan

Top marks for Mohammed:

My name is Mohammed. Should my parents be tried for insulting Islam?
Mohammed

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An apidistra yesterday. It’s owner narrowly avoided prison by naming it Reginald, although Sudanese authorities warned him that it did have the same number of letters as the name Mohammed and he should take care in future.

Strewth

by Will, 28 November 2007

The comments over at Harry’s Place on allowing nazis a platform are fucking hilarious.

On the matter of the fash and free speech - the pomo wankers are fucking everywhere!

Another thing… seen that post by Le Bore?

“And, happy birthday 5th birthday HP, and here’s to many more years of vigorous debate. Harry, who is an old friend of mine, has performed a valuable service for the left, for free speech and humanity in general”

Oh fuck — I think I’m about to have a seizure with laughing too much.

As for this, “vigorous debate” at Harold’s Place — I think that is a euphemism for ‘trolling by complete, utter fucking tossers’. And where would humanity be without it? Yes — a big thank you to HP Sauce for saving us all from ourselves. Gawwwd help us all — we are not worthy..

I take it you have all seen Pickled Politics defending the Oxford Union? Another triumph for the ‘liberal left’. The libcuntspiracy, it gets more preposterously pompous by the second - a humour free zone full of self-important twats.

The Cuntspiracy (only looked today out of morbid curiosity) has a piece by Sunny Hundal, calling Martin Amis a racist. He must have insulted Hundal’s goatee too is all I can say. The title of Hundal’s post on Amis is a joke in and of itself, of course… “Why I think“…. indeed! Hitherto we’ve seen precious evidence that he does this at all.

When fuckwits have a platform (no - not me)

by Will, 28 November 2007

I’ve had real fun at Jewcy tonight.

Check it out. Maybe join in if you are so disposed. Fucknuts and arseholes – they get everywhere.