What Gordon is missing out on

by Scoop Shachtman, 25 November 2007

Here’s Fiona Phillips’ 10-point manifesto to make us great:

1 EXTRADITE Jose Mourinho from Portugal and force him to manage the England team, while boarding at my house (rent free).

2 BAN all titles, including Baroness and Duchess, and scrap the Honours system.

3 SHUT all private schools. What’s good enough for the rest of us is good enough for those who think they’re better than us. It’ll improve education for all.

4 BRING back lost childhood by raising school entry to age seven. Yes I know this’ll cause havoc for working mums and dads but, er… let me come back to you on that one.

5 BAN selection in schools - no creaming off the brightest pupils. Local schools for local people.

6 BRING back the right to be a mother by upgrading the status of stay-at-home mums. The majority of mums want to care for their pre-school children but can’t afford not to work. Maybe instead of tax allowances for childcare, cash incentives for staying at home? Er… I’ll come back to you on that one, too.

7 BAN all private medical work in NHS hospitals.

8
GET rid of contract cleaners and make Matron and nurses responsible for hospital hygiene.

9 RENATIONALISE Britain’s rail network. It’s never been the same since John Major privatised British Rail, splitting it into over 100 separate companies which resulted in profits over safety and efficiency.

10 PROPER local authority care in the home for the elderly. Reinstate full home-help and meals-on-wheels services.

P.S. And, I know it’s supposed to be a 10-point plan, but none of us can rest safely in our beds until we…Take George Bush to Iraq and shoot him.

Obituary

by hakmao, 25 November 2007

John Winston Howard was Australian Prime Minister for a quarter of my life–eleven and a half minutes would have been too long, let alone eleven and a half years.

A misty-eyed enthusiast for the ‘golden age’ of the Menzies Government, he tried to return the country to the 1950s, when Australia was for whites only, when Indigenous Australians were neither allowed to vote nor counted in census figures, when the government attempted–twice–to ban the Communist Party, and the Prime Minister would ostentatiously sniff Betty Windsor’s knickers:

I did but see her passing by, And yet I love her till I die.*

Howard, like Menzies, fawned obsequiously over the British hereditary ruling classes, but introduced a new dimension, indulging in the most cringe-worthy worship of Australian ‘royalty’–notoriously leading the audience of the Midday ShowTrisha presented by a bloke in a wig–in singing Happy Birthday to an absent Don Bradman.

Howard’s racism can be documented over twenty years. During his first stint as Liberal leader (1985-1989) he complained that there were too many Asian migrants coming to Australia, and opposed proposals to acknowledge the crimes committed against Indigenous Australians and redress some of the wrongs of Australia’s murderous colonial past. Later as Liberal leader for a second time, and then Prime Minister, he remained true to type. Instead of admonishing disendorsed Liberal candidate and One Nation MP Pauline Hanson for her racist remarks about Asians, Aboriginals and others–I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians…They have their own culture and religion, form ghettos and do not assimilate–he welcomed her words and the fact that people can now talk about certain things without living in fear.

His government used asylum seekers from the very countries for whose liberty and freedom Australian soldiers have purportedly been fighting, as fodder for election propaganda, herding them into concentration camps and whipping up anti-refugee hysteria with accusations that they were ‘fifth columnists’ and ’sleeper agents’, and the spectacularly lurid fabrication that boat people had thrown their children into the sea. At the time Commander Norman Banks of HMS Adelaide, the ship at the centre of the controversy told the ABC:

No, I have not told people that children were thrown overboard.

My statements are on the public record and they indicate that by 10 October it was clear that no children had been thrown overboard.

The Government and the right wing press ignored him.

During his final term in government, Howard’s government suspended the Racial Discrimination Act and police and military were sent into Northern Territory Aboriginal communities, ostensibly to prevent ‘child abuse’, but in fact acting to close down ‘unsustainable’ communities and takeover community lands and resources, and cut welfare payments to people in areas where there is no work. Liberal party activists were caught during the last days of his Prime Ministership, distributing bogus leaflets intended to stir up race-hatred in the electorate of Lindsay in Western Sydney.

In the end it wasn’t his racism, or his introduction of regressive taxes which unfairly penalised low income earners, which ended his political career, it was his workplace ‘reforms’. In 1998 masked thugs with attack dogs and batons were sent, with the connivance of the Howard Government, to enforce the sacking and lock-out of unionised labour and its replacement with non-unionised scab labour on the Australian waterfront. Howard was offended by the very idea that two or more employees might organise cooperatively in the workplace in order to negotiate the terms and conditions of their employment with their bosses. Howard’s 11 years in office were devoted to the gradual destruction of the wage and arbitration system, with the final goal–the complete elimination of trade unions and collective bargaining power, with employees being placed on downgraded individual workplace contracts, as enacted in the 2005 ‘Workchoices’ Act. This finally, proved too much.

Now he is gone.

Well I hope I don’t die too soon
I pray the Lord my soul to save
Oh I’ll be a good boy, I’m trying so hard to behave
Because there’s one thing I know, I’d like to live
long enough to savour
That’s when they finally put you in the ground
I’ll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down

* The poem continues: Had I her fast betwixt mine arms, Judge you that think such sports were harms, Were’t any harm? No, no, fie, fie! For I will love her till I die. Ooh er Prime Minister!

Fools on both sides

by Scoop Shachtman, 25 November 2007

While some might take issue with some of Jemina Khan’s article, this appears spot on (and follows on from another debate):

And although Muslims increasingly feel like a demonised minority, even by liberals, it is also true that Islam is an ideology. As such it must expect to be challenged in an open society, no matter how uncomfortable or personal that debate becomes. Not only must Islam - with its social and political mandate - expect to be challenged by modern secular society but, more importantly, it must also expect to be challenged from within the Islamic tradition. Its evolution depends on such a challenge.

But it would help greatly if critics of Islam would give as much attention to the moderate Muslims engaged in that vital internal debate as they do to the hook-handed, effigy-burning few.