LaRose by any other name would still be the guy who told his Indiana flock that devil-worshippers gave him shock therapy to erase his memory and dumped him in Minneapolis, and who now says the devil-worshippers were really an underworld crime gang, which he eluded by bicycle, and then assumed the identity of a guy who died in a car accident in New York, and so got himself a new wife, and got himself elected mayor of the Arkansas town where he has his own radio talk show.

“He seemed to be a great man, with integrity, honesty, a good rapport, he loved people, good communicator.”

Moral of story: Wear your collar backwards, get away with any old crap.

MEANWHILE: Best post from Canada today, here.