New nation, new anthem?

by hakmao, 4 November 2007

Fishheid McMoonface, when not involved in cocking up football semi-finals draws, has been flogging a two month nationalist stunt Winter Festival, which will run from 30 November to 25 January. In the event that the admirer of romanticised feudalist bullshit and his cronies succeed in freeing themselves of the yoke of competition with their southern counterparts, this song has all the prerequisites of a perfect nationalist anthem.

Cha b’e sneachda ’san reothadh bho thuath
Cha b’e crannadh geur fuar bho’n ear
Cha b’e ‘n uisge ’san gailleon bho’n iar
Ach an galair a bhlen bho’n deas
Blath, duileach stoc agus freumh
Canan mo threubh ’s mo shluaidh
‘Twas not the snow and frost from the north
‘Twas not the bitterly cold wind from the east
‘Twas not the rain and the storms from the west
But the blight from the south
That withered the blossom, the foliage, the trunk and the root
Of the language of my clan and my race