From Iraq, “the feeling of being brothers and friends”.
by Transmontanus, 1 November 2007
“Myself COL ABBAS FADHIL ABDUL-SAHIB, The Commander of the Besmaya Range Complex, I present my greatest regrets and sadness for the wild fires accrued in San Diego City in the United States Of America. We feel that we are connected with the American people in many connections and we will not forget the big assistance that the American Government gave to the Iraqi People. We will not forget the liberation from Saddam’s Regime, we feel that we live together one body either with you or with the American people. I’m honored to participate by sending you a simple fund of (1,000$) to the American people in San Diego City to lowering their suffering from the wild fire. That’s for the feeling of being brothers and friends and for the great connections together.”
Friday 2 November 2007 at 0:41
[Fatuous comment deleted.
A reminder — this isn’t Harry’s Place. Fuck off and die prick.]
Friday 2 November 2007 at 1:28
[Prick with nothing to say but mentions ‘Taxpayers’. The sign of a Tory piece of filth if ever i seen or heard one]
Friday 2 November 2007 at 1:50
Pest control is always necessary when moonbats develop rabies.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:04
“Pest control is always necessary when moonbats develop rabies.”
True. I am the pest controller. I am your pest controller. Like that gadgie in the video who starts fires.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:15
Oh, the poor American taxpayer!
That’s a brutal irony, you going all soppy about the U.S. treasury. Ye’re just an old miseryguts, Rodent.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:25
Rodent is the worst sort of all (even worse than the typical loony pseudo-lefty).
He’s the kind who *really cares*.
The fucker cares that much that careing is all he does. Another fucking liberal twat and arsehole. Another piece of shit to be spat on. But hey! He’s funny with it — thus he’s given a pass by the likes of Shuggy and other liberal fuckwits. Shuggy! Come back here and defend your idiotic stupid fucking friend!
Here’s a note from me. To all of that sort. Eat my excrement. Gobble it up fuckers. Taste it and enjoy.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:27
Prick with nothing to say but mentions ‘Taxpayers’. The sign of a Tory piece of filth if ever i seen or heard one…
Do I take my place as Tory filth with the Art School filth, the liberal filth, the middle class filth etc, as seems to be the only argument you ever put online?
Will, in five years of internet usage you’re easily the stupidest, most cowardly cunt I’ve ever clapped eyes on. You’ve got fuck all to say except “suck my working class dick”, whether you’re speaking to a monarch or a miner.
My dad’s a car mechanic mate, so your bullshit doesn’t work on me like it does on your usual crowd.
So, don’t you think those Californians might like to know how much bang they’re getting for their buck? After all, they don’t get medical treatment for it, but their government can afford billions of dollars for mercenaries. They can afford a thousand F-22 Raptors, but they can’t afford to treat a broken tooth.
Worst of all, they can afford 8.8 billion dollars disappearing into the ether in Iraq, which rather puts this donation into context.
That’s the kind of thing that ought to worry socialists, if you ask me. It won’t worry you, though, because you’re primarily a foul-mouthed self-righteous wanker with a website.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:31
“My dad’s a car mechanic.”
Well then. Excyooooose meeeee.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:46
Yes, Excyooooose you, you crap-tached old bullshit-fountain. You enable this hysterical, wannabe working-class-hero by indulging his sweary logorrhea.
I reckon Martin Amis is an arsehole, but at least he managed to write a masterpiece like Money - the best Will has done is pollute the web with his unconvincing me-um-speakum-for-um-proletarian-bullshit.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 2:48
My point has been proven with your response Rodent. You are a cunt of the highest order. You fell for it and you are exposed. What a dick.
I will gladly make fun of you for the next 4 to five years now as well. Targets are good. They energise. You have energised me.
My dad was a sheet metal worker who used to work alongside Alan Shearer’s dad. You can’t beat that you fuckwit!
Here is a spoon — eat my shit.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 3:11
My dad was a sheet metal worker who used to work alongside Alan Shearer’s dad. You can’t beat that you fuckwit!
I don’t need to beat it, cock-end - it’s not a deprivation competition. It’s clearly a demonstration of your weirdo mental desire to claim the proletarian high-ground.
You can be as authentically working class as you like, Will, but you’ll still be a honking fucko with nothing to offer but nasty words and bravado.
God only knows what your readers get out of your witless bile, because all I get is confirmation that there are a lot of mouthy, pig-headed children posing as informed commenters online.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 3:27
Wait a minute. Even it were 88 billion American dollars disappearing into Iraq, that still wouldn’t provide anything but the most cheap and mean-spirited kind of “context” for this act of kindness. You could put any event with any sum attached into that kind of context. A dirty little cheap shot is all that was.
The context here is that after all they’ve been through, these Iraqis mustered the generosity to scrape some cash together to send off to some Americans who happen to be suffering at the moment, people they will never meet and will never know, and all you’ve got to contribute is complaints about swearing and worrying about the poor American taxpayers and F22 Raptors and toothpulling and now Martin bloody Amis.
Cheer the fuck up was the point, and you don’t have to if you don’t want to, and if you don’t like the profanity that shows the blood Will’s got in him then fine, he’s already invited you to fuck off and be miserable somewhere else.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 3:36
Shorter Terry Glavin…
Let’s ignore the half-trillion dollar war in Iraq and focus on this thousand-dollar (£500) donation made by God-Knows-Who, which surely Speaks Volumes for Iraqi Decency.
And anyway, who cares if Will is too drunk to form a sentence? His shambling cusswords are objectively hilarious.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 3:54
Incidentally, 1,000 dollars would buy a Playstation 3 with one controller and a crap mountain bike in Britain.
In fairness, it’d probably buy an Olympic swimming pool in Iraq, but I bet it would be full of Blackwater mercenaries any time you wanted to use it.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 6:33
To paraphrase Flying Rodent:
Bring the troops home Paris Hilton has chipped a tooth.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 10:45
Incidentally, 1,000 dollars would buy a Playstation 3 with one controller and a crap mountain bike in Britain.
This speaks volumes about your life priorities and cultural sophistication.
“As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. ‘I tell you the truth,’ he said, ‘this poor widow has put in more than all the others. All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.’”
He may have been an hallucinating Jewish heretic, but Jesus ben Joseph had a few good lines.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 11:12
Good of Flying Rodent/Malky Muscular to be so concerned for the welfare of American taxpayers while he lives off the public tit in Britain.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 12:03
[thicko contributes.
Doesn’t understand reference made to parents occupation.
Deleted.]
Friday 2 November 2007 at 13:07
Jesus was a Jewish heretic? I like that. That would make him a pre-Spinoza figure. Neat.
I can’t pretend to understand this conversation. But Jura Watchmaker’s example reminded me directly of another, more recent one:
“HIGGINS. Come back to business. How much do you propose to pay me for the lessons?
LIZA. Oh, I know whats right. A lady friend of mine gets French lessons for eighteenpence an hour from a real French gentleman. Well, you wouldnt have the face to ask me the same for teaching me my own language as you would for French; so I wont give more than a shilling. Take it or leave it.
HIGGINS [walking up and down the room, rattling his keys and his cash in his pockets] You know, Pickering, if you consider a shilling, not as a simple shilling, but as a percentage of this girl’s income, it works out as fully equivalent to sixty or seventy guineas from a millionaire.
PICKERING. How so?
HIGGINS. Figure it out. A millionaire has about £150 a day. She earns about half-a-crown.
LIZA [haughtily] Who told you I only—
HIGGINS. [continuing] She offers me two-fifths of her day’s income for a lesson. Two-fifths of a millionaire’s income for a day would be somewhere about £60. It’s handsome. By George, it’s enormous! it’s the biggest offer I ever had.”
Friday 2 November 2007 at 14:00
[Thick twat comes back. What a dreary little gasbag he is. Doesn’t get irony or subtlety. Doesn’t even understand the words fuck and off.]
Friday 2 November 2007 at 14:21
[Mulky Mascular returns - this time goes on at length about pish. Oh hang on — he’s done that already. If i may, a short summary…Some remarks about personality or temperament and their relation to political standpoints. The usual liberal-idealist framework is his point of reference here. Intellectually vacuous and fraudulent to the core. That sort of stuff — carry on people, as you were.]
Friday 2 November 2007 at 15:18
Ha ha, Malky Rodent fails to comprehend *yet again*. Working in the public sector is a perfectly respectable way to make a living, however his Tory bitching about taxes and libertarian whining are ideologically inconsistent and make him a fucking hypocrite.
Friday 2 November 2007 at 15:44
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Friday 2 November 2007 at 20:35
Rabid Rodent: all I get is confirmation that there are a lot of mouthy, pig-headed children posing as informed commenters online. [spits and stutters, before offering more steaming shite]
Great to see the pest control working. Whatever happened to Malky’s oh-so-famous sense of humour? Time for the Rodent to go back to masturbating over his oh-so-funny blog with Tampon Man and his Hitchwatch buddies.