As the bishop said to the actress

by hakmao, 31 October 2007

strachan.jpgNormally we wouldn’t bother with a ’socialite’–who calls themself a ’socialite’ these days anyway?–allegedly involved in a ‘royal’ blackmail scandal, even if he has engaged the services of the lawyer who defended Harold Shipman, Slobodan Milošević, Saddam Hussein and Gary Glitter–now there’s a progression for you, not to mention precious column inches in the gutter press*–but then you see the photo, and think open goal.

A prime candidate to top a Charlie Brooker list of the TEN BIGGEST COCKS and SHE-COCKS in SOCIAL-CLIMBING. Considered individually, it’s not the hair, the chest, the shirt, or the tan which elevate him into this exalted category–although the glasses and the pose are both worth 100 points by themselves.

But there’s good news–he may be able to share a cell with his good mate, the posh twat otherwise known as Harry, who has attracted the attention of the constabulary over the wee matter of the untimely demise of 5% of Britain’s nesting pairs of hen harriers. Save the republican hen harriers! Give the parasite an ASBO!

* The Torygraph reported that ’society insiders’ have ‘never heard of him’. That must sting.

Fisk upsets my day

by Scoop Shachtman, 31 October 2007

I find little to disagree with in this Robert Fisk article (apart from the point that he lazily blames the US for supplying Saddam with gas, when evidence suggests Europe and others were the bigger culprits) .

I am going to find somewhere to lie down.

Iraq acts to curb PKK

by Scoop Shachtman, 31 October 2007

Reuters:

Iraqi authorities have set up more checkpoints to restrict the movement of Kurdish rebel fighters and cut supply lines to their mountain hideouts, Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshiyar Zebari said on Wednesday.

Zebari also said Iraq was making “intensive efforts” to free eight Turkish soldiers captured by guerrillas from the rebel Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) in fighting in southern Turkey.

Down with reactionary terrorists and Turkish military cliques which endanger the Kurdish people and all they have fought for. Up with democratic Iraq and its diverse peoples working to create a secure nation!

Germany to increase academic cooperation with Israel

by Jura Watchmaker, 31 October 2007

With talk among UK academics of an academic boycott of Israel – or rather the obsession of a vocal group of lumpen pseudo-leftists and their supporters in the University and College Union – it’s good to see that German researchers are to consolidate their cooperation with Israeli scientists.

As of the beginning of next year, the Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (German Research Council) will assume responsibility from the education ministry for the German-Israeli Project Cooperation Programme (Deutsch-Israelische Projektkooperation). Under the programme, a number of collaborations are selected each year to receive funding for a five-year period. Thirty eight projects have been supported since the project’s inception in 1997.

Let’s have more of this please, and also increased European support for Palestinian academics.

Loss of immunity

by hakmao, 30 October 2007

Blackwater–who recently killed 17 unarmed Iraqi civilians, while failing to hit a single one of the mystery ‘insurgents’ they claimed they were shooting at–and other Rambo wannabe scum are about to have their immunity from prosecution lifted by the Iraqi government:

The Iraqi government has approved a draft law revoking the immunity from prosecution private security contractors enjoy under Iraqi law.

The law, which has been referred to parliament, would revoke an order set up after the US-led invasion in 2003.

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“The cabinet today approved a new draft law which puts all private security companies under the Iraqi law,” Iraqi government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh said.

“These companies will not get immunity and will be subject to Iraqi law.”

Foreign guards would also be subject to searches at Iraqi checkpoints and be required to carry licences for weapons, Mr Dabbagh said.

Mansour Osanloo sentenced to five years imprisonment

by Will, 30 October 2007

Report here.

You can’t do this in Riyadh

by hakmao, 30 October 2007

The Times reports:

King Abdullah II of Saudi Arabia was greeted by jeers and placards as he began his state visit to Britain this afternoon as dozens of demonstrators turned out to protest at his country’s human rights record.

About 50 human rights protestors and anti-arms trade activists mingled with the crowds lining The Mall as the monarch accompanied the Queen in a carriage on their way to Buckingham Palace.

King Abdullah’s visit has been shrouded in controversy over oppressive policies against gays and women in the Middle Eastern kingdom and the war on terror.

Protesters, including Peter Tatchell, the gay rights activist, chanted “King Abdullah, torturer, murderer” and held banners marked “Put human rights before BAe profits” and “You can’t do this in Riyadh” as the procession went past.

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Symon Hill, of the Campaign Against The Arms Trade, said … “It’s hard to think Britain can have an influence in the world criticising Mugabe’s despotism if the Saudi dictator is welcomed to a banquet at Buckingham Palace.”

Dog bites man variant

by Eric, 30 October 2007

A man out hunting in Iowa was shot in the leg after a hunting dog stepped on his gun, authorities said.

BBC news.

In Defence Of Kamangir, The Archer

by Transmontanus, 30 October 2007

Last week I wrote a column about the obstacles pro-democracy Iranians encounter when they look beyond their borders for support and solidarity. I mentioned the important work being done by a young Iranian émigré blogger in Canada, Arash Kamangir, a 28-year-old University of Manitoba student who tracks dozens of Persian-language blogs, translates his findings and posts regularly at his English-language site, Kamangir.net.

After the column appeared, Arash and I traded notes on how he might determine the veracity of a suspicious Iranian Press TV report (also carried in Persian FARS News, which cited AFP as its source) which claimed Norway’s Foreign Minister, Jonas Gahr Støre, had said western countries should back off in their pressure on Tehran and should dismantle their own nuclear capabilities instead.

Kamangir did some digging (of the kind the “professional journalists” at AFP should have done in the first place) and discovered that what Støre really said was rather more nuanced than Iranian readers were allowed to know. He reported his findings.

Now, a group of conservative Iranian MPs has publicly attacked Kamangir. They are accusing him of being some kind of stooge for American neoconservatives. They have also published Kamangir’s real name and a photograph of him.

Kamangir presents reason to be believe that the stoolie in this escapade is none other than Hossein Derakhshan (Hoder), a darling of the Guardian.

Here’s Samira Mohyeddin on the dubious Mr. Derakhshan. Here’s Danny Postel raising similar, troubling questions.

UPDATE, OF A KIND: Arash draws my attention to an urgent call for action in the case of Makwan Moloudzadeh, a 21-year-old Iranian Kurd who faces imminent execution after confessing to having had a sexual relationship with another boy, seven years ago. Moloudzadeh’s confession came after a reportedly brutal “interrogation,” and after the police shaved his head, put him on a donkey and paraded him through the streets so people could throw things at him. His accusers have withdrawn their charges, and the alleged witnesses have renounced the testimony attributed to them, but Iranian authorities are planning to lynch Moloudzadeh anyway.

Kurdish cat blogging

by hakmao, 30 October 2007

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PKK “Stalinist cult organization”

by Scoop Shachtman, 29 October 2007

Many of us who are ardent supporters of Kurdish rights and aspirations have the gravest reservations about the so-called Kurdistan Workers Party, or PKK. This is a Stalinist cult organization, roughly akin to a Middle Eastern Shining Path group. (Its story, and the story of its bizarre leader Abdullah Öcalan, are well told in Aliza Marcus’ new book Blood And Belief: The PKK and the Kurdish Fight for Independence.) The attempt of this thuggish faction to exploit the new zone of freedom in Iraqi Kurdistan is highly irresponsible and plays directly into the hands of those forces in the Turkish military who want to resurrect Kemalist chauvinism as a weapon against Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s government, which it sees as soft on Kurdish demands.

Christopher Hitchens. His bottom line on Turkey:

we do a favor to the democratization and modernization of that country by insisting that it get its troops out of Cyprus, pull its forces back from the border with Iraq, face the historic truth about Armenia, and in other ways cease to act as if the Ottoman system were still in operation.

On the Turkish border

by hakmao, 29 October 2007

Courtesy of the PUK news service a report from the The Times:

The Kurdish fighter tied back her hair in a scarf and hoisted a rifle over one shoulder before darting farther up the rugged mountain to escape the threat of a possible airstrike.

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The women are mostly former Kurdistan Workers’ Party (PKK) fighters who say that they now pursue more of an educational and co-ordinating role in support of Kurdish women’s rights. Airstrikes have become a regular hazard as tensions rise between their outlawed organisation and the Turkish Government.

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Treated as equals by their male counterparts on the battlefield as well as in the political arena, women fighters are trained to use Kalashnikovs, grenades and other weapons before being dispatched in mixed and single-sex units.

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At first the Turkish Army did not take the women rebels, who have been part of the PKK’s armed struggle since it was begun in 1984, seriously.

“Then they realised that the women are as tough if not tougher than the men,” said Ms Surbuz, an attractive woman with short, bobbed, brown hair.

“After this the soldiers stopped distinguishing between the male and the female fighters. I think they are now more afraid of the women because the women are more disciplined and they will never surrender.”

“We will either kill or be killed,” she added. “For me it is freedom, success or death. It is simple.”

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Ms Sterk, 34, a member of the commune’s management committee and the only woman on the base without experience as a fighter, said that she was imprisoned for four years because the Turkish authorities wrongly suspected her of being a member of the PKK. She was never prosecuted.

“After my release I joined up,” she said, noting that she wanted to help women to maximise their potential, as well as fight for the rights for Kurds in general.

“A woman should be able to share her power and trust herself to have the strength to do whatever she wants,” said Ms Sterk, who used to work at a state-run orphanage in Turkey while studying at university.

Scattering up the mountain face after the airstrike warning — the threat later turned out to be of a possible shelling from Iran, which is also fighting Kurdish rebels — the women left all belongings behind apart from their weapons.

“This is how we live,” Ms Sterk said as she apologetically ushered The Times away from the camp. “I must go to a safer place, but I am not scared.”

Hands Off the People of Kurdistan!

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Sack Kim Howells

by hakmao, 29 October 2007

The piece of walking talking garbage otherwise know as Foreign Office Minister Kim Howells should be sacked:

Foreign Office minister Kim Howells has called for Britain and Saudi Arabia to work more closely together, despite their differences.

Mr Howells told a conference ahead of a state visit by Saudi leader King Abdullah that the two states could unite around their “shared values”.

Which shared values are these?

The Socialist Youth Network are holding a cocktail party for his most serene and regal Majesty this week–the lasses have promised to bring suitable male guardians with them and they will be sure to leave their passports at home.

Protest the Saudi state visit!

Wednesday 31st October, 6pm - 8pm

Saudi Embassy, 30-32 Charles Street, W1J 5DZ (next to Green Park station)

Speakers: Yahya al-Alfaifi (Saudi trade unionist), Katy Clark MP, John McDonnell MP, Marsha-Jane Thompson (SYN Co-Chair), Sandy Mitchell (former British prisoner in Saudi Arabia), Murad Qureshi AM, Peter Tatchell

See map here

SYN is organising a demonstration against the Saudi dictator Abdullah al Saud who is on a state visit to Britain at the invitation of the Government between 30th October - 1st November.

Saudi Arabia is one of the most repressive dictatorships on earth. There are no political parties, free elections, trade unions or independent media. Human rights abuses are rampant–including torture, floggings, amputations and public execution. Women are deprived of their most basic rights while gays face the prospect of death.

The British Government continues to prop up this regime at the behest of the oil and defence industry while hypocritically preaching about democracy and human rights abuses abroad.

Join the demonstration and make clear that British support for this vile dictatorship will no longer be tolerated!

Ming is oldest known living creature

by hakmao, 29 October 2007

The Register reports:

Scientists have dredged up the oldest known living creature and have called it Ming.

According to reports, the 405-year-old clam (for it is that kind of mollusc) has not been named for the ex-leader of the Liberal Democrats, but for the Ming Dynasty which ruled China when it was young. The clam is so old that during its youth Queen Elizabeth I was on the throne and Shakespeare was penning his famous works.

The ocean quahog clam was dredged up off the coast of Iceland, and researchers calculated its age by counting the rings on its shell.

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Sadly, since being discovered by science, Ming has popped its clogs. We can conclude from this that to live a long and healthy life, it would be advisable for a person to avoid being sliced in two by someone intent on counting one’s rings.

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Did we mention ‘thick’ and ‘ignorant’?

by hakmao, 29 October 2007

Shahid Malik, MP for Dewsbury and Minister for International Development, has been stopped–not for the first time–and searched for explosives by the Department of Homeland Security at Dulles airport in Washington DC.

The international development minister was stopped and searched at Washington DC’s Dulles airport after a series of meetings on tackling terrorism.

Mr Malik, MP for Dewsbury, West Yorks, had his hand luggage checked for explosives when returning to Heathrow.

He said the same thing happened to him at JFK airport in New York last year.

On that occasion he had been a keynote speaker at an event organised by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), alongside the FBI and Muslim organisations, to talk about tackling extremism and defeating terrorism.

‘Uhh Cletus, I thought them there moslem ministers was called imams–sounds suspicious, better get out the rubber  gloves.’

No Plan, No Peace

by Gadgie, 29 October 2007

The first part of John Ware’s documentary on Iraq has just been screened. It was wholly damning on the lack of American planning for post-war Iraq. There is a summary here.

It wasn’t a comfort blanket for the conspiracy theorists or for those calling for the removal  of troops either. The programme made it clear that American policy was not long-term occupation, but rapid withdrawal and that that was part of the problem. Iraq required greater troop numbers and a long term commitment. The programme’s entire focus was on the lack of preparation for a post-war settlement and it certainly didn’t apologise for the state of Iraq under Saddam. Instead, it detailed the crucial underestimation of the legacy of 36 years of tyranny and the impact of war and sanctions.

The British government does not come out of it unscathed. The historian Charles Tripp repeats his concerns raised in his earlier article in the London Review of Books about the alternative power structures that underpin the insurgency that, “Blair seemed wholly uninterested in Iraq as a complex and puzzling political society, wanting confirmation merely that deposing Saddam Hussein would remove ‘evil’ from the country“. The problem with his disdain is that Saddam’s Iraq was undoubtedly an evil, however, for me, the issue was always going to be the way it should be removed, not the desirability of regime change itself, which was undeniable. Strong principles need to be supported by detailed knowledge and planning if they are to prevail.

My main reservations about the programme so far are that it has not included any Iraqi voices, nor has it mentioned the place where it went right, Kurdistan. The contrast between the Kurdish areas and the main centres of insurgency would seem to be important in understanding the nature of the crisis. (See too Bartle Bull’s more optimistic assessment in the October issue of Prospect). This is the crux of how the media reports Iraq. Peter Beaumont has written in the Observer of the two Iraqs - one a realm of ordinary life with a hunger for democracy and stability, the other a theatre for a bloody power struggle. To focus on either one at the expense of the other is to provide an incomplete picture.

Overall, the image of the supreme incompetence of the American administration, described in the programme as “dysfunctional“, is overwhelming and reminds me of the source of my own misgivings at the time.  The second programme is tomorrow and we will see what it says. I sincerely hope that for all the failings that it does not abandon the democratising project and instead urges what many of the contributors to this blog advocate, full support to the Iraqi left and the institutions of civil society, such as trade unions, that are fighting to recover from the crisis and rebuild an Iraq worth having.

Sounds of silence

by hakmao, 28 October 2007

The moment an operation is needed, we will take that step … [w]e don’t need to ask anyone’s permission.

So says Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan, whose government, Patrick Cockburn asserts in the Independent, is only reluctantly preparing to invade Iraqi Kurdistan in pursuit of PKK fighters. Mobilising 100,000 troops to look for 3,000 Kurds definitely conveys an impression of reluctance. Just as the Turkish state has previously been most reluctant to persecute, torture and murder trade unionists and dissidents, and regretfully needed to act towards Armenians and Turkish Kurds in a way which was/is really for their own good–this is going to hurt us more than it’s going to hurt you.

Massoud Barzani, the president of the Kurdistan Regional Government, has said his region will “defend itself” against any incursions from Turkey.

May the Peshmerga kick their arses.

Unfortunately, while Stop the War Coalition were able to find the time to talk about a possible future attack on Iran at their conference yesterday, there were no resolutions–that I can find on their website or elswhere–condemning the imminent Turkish assault on Iraqi Kurdistan, in fact a search of the StWC website for ‘Kurd’, ‘Kurdish’ or ‘Kurdistan’ returns a single reference in a puff piece for the Iraqi ‘resistance’. Furthermore, a search of other ‘anti-war’ sites for condemnation, or planned demonstrations has proved similarly fruitless.

Hands Off the People of Kurdistan!

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Terry Glavin is in the building

by Jura Watchmaker, 27 October 2007

Terry Glavin

I had the honour yesterday of meeting Comrade Glavin, along with Gadgie and Paulie, in a Southwark tavern. My fellow Drink-Soaked Trots lived up to at least part of the name.

Terry is in London to flog his new book, “The lost and left behind”, which was so beautifully reviewed the other day by Gadgie. I now have a copy of my own, and am so looking forward to reading it.

As well as appearing on the Little Atoms programme on London community radio station Resonance FM, Terry was interviewed this morning on BBC Radio 4’s Excess Baggage. You can listen to the programme online for the next week. Terry’s spot begins around 20 minutes in.

You stole the sun from my heart

by Will, 27 October 2007

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Quality working class lads — not art school scum

by Will, 27 October 2007

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rocking that yarmulke

by Will, 27 October 2007

When you try to keep up with shit and make an effort to keep ahead of the game you invariably fail.

Politically Incorrect - with Gene Simmons, Christopher Hitchens, Whoopi Goldberg and Dennis Prager.

Hell’s Angel

Apparently from the severely under construction NotableInterviews.com

Victory to Israel and its people - a lasting and crushing defeat to its enemies!

by Will, 25 October 2007

Should go without saying really.

Fishheid cannot afford to be choosy

by hakmao, 25 October 2007

Fishheid McMoonface has been writing to the SLORC State Peace and Development Council military junta in Burma. Was he politely suggesting the filth desist from murdering pro-democracy protesters? Was he shite. He was telling them that Scotland is opposed to nuclear weapons … and seeking their support for Scotland being given observer status at future Nuclear Proliferation Treaty meetings. Scottish Liberal Democrat leader Nicol Stephen has a point:

He said Mr Salmond was “obsessed with getting a seat in the ante room at the United Nations”.

And he asked: “Is there any regime, dictatorship or one-party state that he won’t beg to help in the cause of Scottish independence?”

One of us

by Gadgie, 25 October 2007

Readers of this blog will be more than familiar with the posts of Transmontanus, the Canadian author and journalist Terry Glavin. I have been particularly impressed with his anti-totalitarianism and his passionate defence of Canada’s presence in Afghanistan. However, this is only a small part of his output, and I have just finished reading something more substantial, his new book, The Lost and Left Behind. Without blogging it would have been a book that passed me by. What a sad loss that would have been.

Subtitled, Stories from the Age of Extinctions, the book examines the huge destruction of species and loss of diversity in a world becoming blanketed by “sameness” – the sixth great extinction. The scale of the devastation is staggering. The book is not a dry ecological text, nor is it a Green polemic, Terry is a far better writer than that. It consists of what it says, stories. This is important because when he writes of extinctions, he means more than the loss of animal or plant species. He is as concerned with the loss of human cultures, of languages, of mythologies, and of stories – the stories that enable us to interpret and understand our place in the world. And so Terry takes us on a series of journeys to places that symbolise loss and, on occasions, regeneration.

He is a fine story teller but just as the world is complex, each story is too. Each chapter is like a Russian doll, within every tale is another, and, as you open it up, yet another appears underneath it, and many smaller stories spill out from the shell of the narrative about the places he visits and the people he meets. History, politics, science, anthropology and more are encompassed with a deftness that entertains and a touch of humour that always amuses. Yet this layered approach is more profound than a literary device; it is the key to his understanding of ecology.

In the great vortex of extinction, there are always those cycles within cycles. There are ecological forces, cultural forces, and demographic forces. (p.278).

Stories help us to understand those cycles and show that our attachment to bio-diversity is more than utilitarian, it is aesthetic. We find life and nature beautiful, and we capture that beauty in our folk tales and urban myths, and in symbolisms, like the giving of flowers and taking pleasure in wild places.

Terry is no romantic though, he doesn’t celebrate a mythical wilderness. His ecology is a landscape shaped and populated by human beings. And whilst humans are the main cause of the extent of current extinctions, he doesn’t lapse into crude misanthropy. We are here to stay. Instead, there is a strong political strand running as a sub-text throughout the book until it surfaces in his powerful and emotional conclusion. Where societies collapse, so does ecology. The greatest cause of collapse is exploitation. And thus this book is about something that should be central to the democratic left, it is about human self-determination, resistance to both totalitarianism and an exploitative modernism that diminishes human diversity and thereby destroys human liberty. It makes him as determined to defend sustainable whaling communities and slash and burn agriculture as he would the habitat of a rare and beautiful bird. He concludes:

If it’s some great insight you are after, all I can say is that the great insights lie only in the rich variety of humanity’s stories, the specific and the particular stories, and the great multiplicity and diversity of our ideas. Our best hopes lie in strengthening the conditions that allow the flourishing of a diversity of living things, a diversity of ideas, and a diversity of choices. (p.306)

I read this book as being firmly in the tradition of the great Anarchist geographers and scientists, Kropotkin, Reclus and Geddes. All advocated the importance of the integration of human and natural ecology and saw that as being part of a political project for human emancipation.

And what does Terry expect of us in the current crisis? “You do what you canyou do whatever you can“. And the least of what you can do is to read this fine, committed, and beautifully written book.

Psychologist says that thought suppression leads to rebellion

by Jura Watchmaker, 24 October 2007

Here’s one for the Gadgie

A researcher at Hatfield Poly (er … the University of Hertfordshire) has discovered that suppressing thoughts can lead people to do exactly what they are trying to avoid.

In study published as “Resistance can be futile investigating behavioural rebound”, psychologist James Erskine looked at the effect of thought suppression on individuals’ actions. He found that mental self-denial in the case of chocolate craving led both men and women to eat more chocolate.

And it’s not just the sweet gooey stuff. “…does trying not to think about having another drink make it more likely, or does trying not to think, or to think aggressively lead to aggressive behaviour?” asks Dr Erskine. “These questions are vitally important if we are to understand the ways in which thought control engenders the very behaviour one wanted to avoid.”

So the answer, boys and girls, is let to it all hang out, and don’t fret about it.