Hang on, if the management of Blue Peter were so worried about naming a pussy with a slang word for, well, pussy, then that really makes them BLUE Peter doesn’t it?

Worldly wise as I am, (yo kidz!) I had to look it up, and the Blue Peter staff just automatically knew that Cookie was a slang word for female genitalia? What sort of sickos do the BBC put in charge of our young innocent children’s minds, I have a good mind to… wanders off into insane Daily Mail world of doom and gloom.

Oh, and another thing, bloody newsround (rubbish since John Craven left) are hiding the motivations for the decision from the kids. The BBC just can’t stop lying to the people!

Let the truth about the cat be known!