An invented word based on segue
by Will, 4 September 2007
The Daily Mirror ran the headline four years ago: “You’d have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn’t you Mr. President.”
It added: “If anyone can make a pig’s ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can.”
Something to cheer your day people — watch Piers Morgan — editor of the Mirror at the time the above was published, fall off a ‘Segway’ and break three ribs.
Tuesday 4 September 2007 at 13:08
Morgan by name, moron by nature!
Tuesday 4 September 2007 at 13:14
How about a caption competition for the next cover of Private Eye?
Tuesday 4 September 2007 at 13:32
This was actually funny and therefore won’t feature in Private Eye. Unless they start speculating about how his ribs really got cracked and how this had to be staged to cover it up.
Wednesday 5 September 2007 at 14:00
I’ve just watched Morgan fall again — for the 200th time - you’d think he’d have got the hang of that machine by now wouldn’t you?
Thursday 6 September 2007 at 1:00
Fuck me — just watched this again — he still hasn’t learned how to stay upright.
500 times and counting….