Learning from the master
by hakmao, 16 August 2007
A gift for inaccurate précis
Who could that be?* It’s certainly not our own Jura Watchmaker—mentioned in despatches in the Hackwatch column, on page 5 of the latest (17 August) edition of Private Eye. It’s not available on line, so if you want to read all about it, it will cost you £1.50.
Thursday 16 August 2007 at 21:48
By spooky coincidence I have my subscription copy, in its plaggi bag, awaiting me, and a drop of Leapfrog, by my pit once i’ve finished my late night blog trawl.
Friday 17 August 2007 at 0:13
Fuck.
There’s our household’s winnet wipes for the fortnight out the window.
Please send spare copies of the Spectator or other such shite to MuscularLiberals@I_Hate_That_Fucking_Puppy_With_Rik’s_Voice.com.
Cheers.
Friday 17 August 2007 at 1:25
My sources tell me that the Hari is getting rattled, and firing off indignant emails to all those who haven’t already included the ghastly little man’s address in their SPAM filters. He is also said to be monitoring the utterances of the Drink-Soaked Trots, so mind your p’s and q’s if you wish to avoid receiving stern letters from m’learned friends.
Friday 17 August 2007 at 5:55
Can’t he sue Private Eye, or does he only like threatening/silencing relatively defenseless bloggers like David T?
Friday 17 August 2007 at 7:12
Is it libellous to say that Joh Wobbly, who used to sign emails to complete strangers ‘Luv Johann’, is a creepy insincere piece of shit?